Thursday, December 27, 2007

When people use uncommon words it usually precedes that word lists have been learned.
I can't decide if this makes me a little disappointed.



Category: Circumstance

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

She lived only in the memory of her daughter's password.

Friday, December 14, 2007

I can't say
If you're different around me
Or the same around everyone else.
Mind
Affairs
Karnataka



Category: State
:-)Hehe
I thought that things were mostly practice and circumstance.

Everybody else thought this too.




(We could be wrong)

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Sunday, December 09, 2007

I prayed for you to be famous.
Even though
I didn't want that.
Because famous people don't have time.
But ordinary people don't have time either.
So if it's all the same to you...

Saturday, December 08, 2007

You give me miles and miles of mountains And I'll ask for the sea
-Damien Rice

Friday, December 07, 2007

It arrived finally.
A box with my clothes.
Mini skirts and jumpers. Things I'd never wear. It's cold.
A football. A throw.
Presents.
It arrived finally.
'There are lots of opportunities' she laughed. 'waiting to be kissed.'





:-)
About: How we are, how we're not.

Thursday, December 06, 2007

And when God woke up it was Monday. He groaned and poured himself a cup of tea. His house looked like a nuclear disaster from the future. "Not again", he whispered to himself, "I hope the maid comes in today..". He stared at his work table for a full minute while sipping his tea. "Alright let's do this", he muttered. And that's how it began.

On that sunshiny Monday he created work. On Tuesday he created daydreams. On Wednesday he created music. On Thursday he created fish curry and rice. And Thursday nights, he declared, were live music nights (he was particularly proud of that one). On Friday he created the stars, the planets, the galaxies, the sun, the moon, the earth, animals, plants, human beings and civilizations. By Saturday there was smoke coming out of Earth, bombs being dropped, and general mayhem. He ignored it and created Saturday night fever, which later went on to become a blockbuster. On Sunday, he leaned back in his chair and created relaxation. As he looked back on his brilliant week, the noises from Earth were becoming louder and louder until all of a sudden he heard the sickening sound of his door being hacked at. As it came crashing down a couple of human soldiers moved aside and to make way for two pigs in suits and ties who walked in like they owned the place. "Take him away", said one pig in a quiet voice. "Who are you?", God asked. "We're the new management", replied the pig, "this is the people's revolution", "and you my friend, are history", he finished with a flourish. "What people?", God demanded, "I just created you guys day before yesterday!", he thundered. "Take it easy", the pig replied, "we created discontent on our own yesterday since you forgot to do it yourself. We want some changes and we shall have them now that we're in charge". "What kind of changes?", God wanted to know. "Well first of all, no music on Thursday nights. Secondly, Sunday shall now be a working day....", "Wait wait wait", said God, "So when do you want to have music night then?", he asked. The pig thought for a few seconds, "Let's do it on Sundays. Look don't worry too much about it, you'll have plenty of time to watch and learn how to run a universe from where we're going to put you. Soldier! Take him away..."

Lounge Piranha, LIVE at Maya (3rd flr, Bombay Store, MG Rd), Sunday 9th December 2007 - entry Rs 150
& also
LIVE at Bangalore Habba, Palace Grounds, tonight Thursday 6th December 2007 - free entry?

... and www.loungepiranha.com for one cup sykosis...
... and www.myspace.com/loungepiranhamusic for one plate music

Monday, December 03, 2007

Marlene/Kiran

She went out salsa dancing
I watched Pulp Fiction at home.


Category: Best friends

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Displace

Everything out of place
Is in it's place.


Feeling: Displaced

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Interpreter

I dreamed.
It might have been a forest. It's green, the ground. Undergrowth.
In front of me on my left a snake is moving, very fast, almost as if it's flying. On it's right, a cat, moving at the same pace. Both black. I'm behind them also moving fast.
A voice tells me to stay very still and I'm almost awake, unmoving; so that the tiger that's sniffing at my feet doesn't realize I'm alive. Doesn't kill me.

Category: Dreams
Wanted: Interpreter

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Sarah and Elizabeth


Sarah and Elizabeth

People do the strangest things for God or it could be that God does the strangest things for people.

Circa: 2007

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

List of things I'm not likely to become

-Chess Grand Master
-Bollywood Film playback singer

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Lecture

Me: Tobacco


Kamal: Smoking?


Me: Someone is


Kamal: Hmm


Me: I could smell it


Kamal: Don't get into that trip ok?


Me: ..
Ok
Any other trip?
Ok?


Kamal: Depends
Heroine
Cocaine
No
Ok?


Me: Hampi, Manali
Yes?


Kamal: Ah
Super
Yes yes
Of cource


Me: What about marijuana?


Kamal: Why?


Me: Or hashish
Because easily available in Manali?
Grows by the wayside?


Kamal: I see
Lots of kaka on road - you eat?


Me: ..
No


Kamal: Same


Me: Ok
.


Kamal: :-)




Lesson learned: One big college lecturer this Kamal is

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

List: Things to do

-Rob manager's sharpener
-Compliance
-Contemplate becoming quasi Hindu and/ or start my own religious group
-Learn how to say 'So What?' in Hindi
-Finish breakfast
-Buy snow boots

Monday, October 01, 2007

Manali

The word Manali literally means “the abode of Manu”.

Source: Wikipedia
Mood: Slightly disappointed

(Excuse me, we're probably going to Manali instead of Nepal. Pack your snow boots.)

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Temple Town

I wanted to go to a temple town.
I imagined it would be like this.
Stone and cool against my skin
And that the world would stop.
I've wanted that for a while now
And also to go to a temple town.

Category: Carousel

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Wanted

a)Hindi teacher to teach me to say to the Pakistani driver: 'If any of these women bother you, shout at them!' AND 'Watch the road!'

b)Jello shot maker teacher

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Cricket

Laura (Sister):
I don't know who's funnier to watch during a cricket match.
Richard (Sister's Husband), Mamma (Mamma) or Megan (Sister's Baby)

Dadda of course will be peacefully snoring through the whole thing.

Richard will yell and scream every time someone gets out.

Mama will sit and do her jadoo mantras and put the cross on the tv and say things like my toe to you Pakistan, come on Sreeshanti use your third eye!

And Megan will look at Richard and Mama and yell along without any idea of what's going on.


:-)
Category: Home store

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Her super power is that she smiles
And his is that he's kind.
Together I think they could take over the world.


Category 1: Superheros
Category 2: Wondering what it's like to fly around downtown

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Ya Vas Lyubil

Ya vas lyubil: lyubov' eshe, byt' mozhet,
V dushe moei ugasla ne sovsem;
No pust' ona vas bol'she ne trevozhit;
Ya ne hochu pechalit' vas nichem.
Ya vas lyubil bezmolvno, beznadezhno,
To robost'yu, to revnost'yu tomim;
Ya vas lyubil tak iskrenno, tak nezhno,
Kak dai vam bog lyubimoi byt' drugim.

I loved you; even now I may confess,
Some embers of my love their fire retain;
But do not let it cause you more distress,
I do not want to sadden you again.
Hopeless and tonguetied, yet I loved you dearly
With pangs the jealous and the timid know;
So tenderly I loved you, so sincerely,
I pray God grant another love you so.

Alexander Pushkin (1829)

Monday, September 17, 2007

Picture promise



About how 1: Funny I dress these days
About how 2: Horrible I am at taking pictures of myself

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Wiley Coyote

Every time I buy a pair of slippers, the boy ROBS them.
SO,
I've started buying only pink slippers.

He he he

Category: Wiley Coyote

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Boss

'Give this to the Boss.' She told the office boy, handing him a presentation
And he came straight and gave it to me, ignoring the Managing Director entirely.

:-)

Category: Humour

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

I felt it in my stomach before I realised it was the smell.
I smelled Nainital yesterday.
In a big yellow bottle of Vaseline body lotion.

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Things get killed all the time.
You know; cats, time, bill.
But not curiosity.
Never that.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Everything stops; stands still for a moment.
But your mind races.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Worthy Opponents

"And let that be a lesson to you Cyclop!", Ulysses shouted out as his ships left the shore. It was a mistake which he would pay for dearly. A short distance away on the beach the now-blinded-one-eyed-monster let out a bloodcurdling bellow, which his father, the lord of the seas, heard very loudly and very clearly. Ulysses was a marked man. A terrible storm picked up his ships and hurled them around the ocean for days until eventually the poor company of weary sailors were tossed onto a beautiful little island. Their ships anchored, they began exploring Dali's beach only to find a disinterested bunch of native folk sitting around, eyes glazed, eating lotuses. So they tried some o dem lotuses too. And they ate some more. And more. Until their eyes glazed over, bodies relaxed, lay back wondering where it was they were trying to head to in the first place. And finding no good reason to leave this semi-concious dreamy wonderland, Ulysses' men ate more lotuses and lay back with eyes closed and lips curled into half a smile. And that was how Lord K found them when he floated down onto the island on yet another rescue mission. "Ladies and gentlemen, respected opponents, honoured chief guests, teachers, parents, and my dear friends..", he spoke into the megaphone, "this is my island, and these are my lotuses, and you jokers are not only trespassing, but by eating them you are ruining the eco-system.." "..ruining the eco-system runing the eco-system...", the words echoed across the skies... and into the super-sensitive ears of Captain Green. "Somebody needs us!", he addressed his protege, "let's go save somebody Doctor Doom", and together they flew towards the voice.

Meanwhile Lord K was starting to enjoy himself, "The topic for today's debate..", the megaphone blasted, "should these pathetic losers be spared? Or not? I am of the opinion..." Ulysses realised the gravity of the situation. "Lord K", he implored, "Don't be so hasty, my men had no idea, let's talk about this..". "Worthy opponent", Lord K shouted into the megaphone which was one inch away from Ulysses' face. "is it your opinion that these men should be spared?". Ulysses answered, "Er.. yes..but...", Lord K, turned his back to him addressing a captive audience which had suddenly appeared on the beach, "Respected judges, my worthy opponent feels that these men should be spared..."
All at once Captain Green and Doctor Doom swooped down on the scene, "What's the problem Lord K?". "The problem my dear friends", said Lord K still speaking into the megaphone, "is that these men, in their hurry to reach Ithaca where Penelope awaits their arrival, have forgotten about the hand that feeds them". Ulysses little confoos now. "and so I decided to remind them about a little thing called maya", he said pointing towards the sea where Venus was rising from the foam projecting lotuses onto the land, and suddenly the images changed and there was a woman washing clothes, and they changed again and bats were flying into the night sky, and Ulysses understood now what his duty was.

Thursday, 6th September, 9pm LP LIVE at Maya (Bombay Store, MG Rd), 150 bucks entry

Thursday, 13th September, 9pm, LP and Penelope Spencer, LIVE at The Sheraton, Jaipur

Friday, 14th September, 9pm, LP and Penelope Spencer, LIVE at Mirage, Crowne Plaza, New Delhi


(www.myspace.com/penelopespencer)


And one more announcement: Shatrix! released...George has gone bananas. Do check the website for the release of the new Piranha comic...


... and www.loungepiranha.com for one cup sykosis...
... and www.myspace.com/loungepiranhamusic for one plate music

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Some people are too precious to have missed knowing.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

I loved the way he sat.
He said his Grandfather taught him to sit that way.


Category: North East India Style
I love that about her.
That she smiles.
She always smiles.


Category: Makes you smile and makes me smile along

Monday, August 27, 2007

Not fully awake.
Not asleep.
Conscious.
Oblivious.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Inadequate

Season

To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:
A time to be born, and a time to die;
a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
A time to kill, and a time to heal;
a time to break down, and a time to build up;
A time to weep, and a time to laugh;
a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together;
a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
A time to get, and a time to lose;
a time to keep, and a time to cast away;
A time to rend, and a time to sew;
a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
A time to love, and a time to hate;
a time of war, and a time of peace.

Ecclesiastes 3:1-8

Thursday, August 16, 2007

He lived his life, to put it quite plainly, according to Newton's Third.

:-)
Category: Physics class

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

'You're going to think I'm a loser.'

'Another girl?' (smile)

'Yes. But it's not that.'
She's really nice, you know. And she has a MUSTANG!! I'm in love with her!
But...
(shamefaced)
...She's white. I don't know how I could like a white chick. Gahhh! (Makes a horrible face)'


So I explain to the boy, that white people are humans too and they can't help being where they're from and that if they're nice and fun to be with and own super cars, it's alright to like them.


I think we're starting to have too much self pride.
Category: Self pride

Thursday, August 09, 2007

My Dear Kamal,
In opposition to your statement the other day, I would like to state that I am as sidey as I think I am.
Below is a list of proof of the fact.
To begin:
- I learned one sidey dance step from Govinda movie.
-I say oosjhu.
-And I have one flag of Great Britain banyan vest. (Ok, I don't, but I can always get one)


See??

Yours respectfully,




.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

The Egyptian baker in the Lebanese bakery downstairs told me that he wanted to be my boyfriend.

.

So I said Haram.
I'm a girl.
And that he shouldn't worry girls.

He he
:)
Funny.


. = at a complete loss for an appropriate reaction

Monday, August 06, 2007

The first year away was alright, fun even.
But this second year.
It's turning out to be
Such a drag.

What's the good word?

Lord K turned hurriedly away from the mirror barely giving himself a second glance. As he turned a streak of light flashed from the mirror, followed quickly by another. He didn't notice.
He left, making his way to the local pub for some rum and some food and company. He sat sipping his rum and watching her. She seemed so familiar. And then suddenly, he doubled over with pain. He couldn't tell what had hit him. When he opened his eyes he saw her leaning over him a look of mild concern on her face. 'Come with me', she whispered. 'Quickly'.
Too disoriented to think clearly he struggled up and holding on to her, they made their way out into the street. 'I'm going to give you a clue', she said to him.
'What?' he looked confused.
'What's the good word for, Deadly sins, Dwarves, Brides&Brothers ?', she asked, ignoring his confusion. ' Think.' She said. 'You could be our one chance at winning this round'.
'Listen lady, he said. 'I don't know what you're talking about. I don't think I care. The only thing I want right now is a hot bath and a bed and a woman. Interested?'
'I'm sorry .'he said, almost immediately contrite. 'I didn't mean to sound that way. I think I'd better just go home.'
'It's too late for that.' He was politely informed. 'Your answer , if you answer correctly is the only thing that can save us now.
It's the key to WHAT."
'What?' Sir Kamal asked again, even more confused.
'WHEN, WHERE and WHY can come later.' the lady continued, ignoring him some more.
'Here, this might help', she then said, handing him a glass of hot toddy. 'It's been known to help people think clearly.'
Sir Kamal tentatively takes a sip.
The number 7 slowly forms in his mind. Deadly sins? He wonders.
Snowhite and the 7 dwarves? Enlightenment dawns.
7 Brides for 7 Brothers! he shouts out aloud. Full excitement.

777 he loudly proclaims.





The word? - 777
The when?- 6th July 2007
The where?- Maya, 3rd Floor, Bombay Stores, M.G. Road
The why?- Because we like him
It's easy to spot an art or a journalism student.
I always get the feeling they're taught, they learn, to love certain things.
As if it were an unsaid prerequisite, to be a part of the set, that world.
So easy.
Pulp Fiction for the boys, Amelie for the girls, Heart of Darkness anyone? Didn't you fall in love with The Little Prince?
So many more I could think of.
So easy, lemon squeasy.
:)

Sunday, August 05, 2007

For every Mary there is a Martha.
If there were no Marthas all the Marys in the world would starve to death.

Courtesy: www.notesinmypocket.blogspot.com
Category: :) Funny

Freedom Jam

Ladies and gentlemen, respected teachers, and my dear friends,
Welcome to 60 years of independence. Lounge Piranha will play the Freedom Jam festival to be held on Sunday, the 5th of August at Palace Grounds. Three stages, 60 bands etc etc etc promises to make it Bangalore's biggest annual musical spectacle. The show starts around 3pm and goes on till the khaki cowboys show up around 10. According to the schedule (http://www.freedomjam.net/default.asp?page=comm), we should go on around 7.40 on the Arena stage. But come early and play football.... For more info about the jam, see www.freedomjam.net.
Ok bye. - LP

... and www.loungepiranha.com for one cup sykosis...
... and www.myspace.com/loungepiranhamusic for one plate music

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard, a satisfied smile on its
face.

The egg, looking a bit irritated, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"


Category1: One of the three dirty jokes I know :)
Category2: Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Nepal

'Carrying 500-rupee notes in Indian currency is a punishable offence in Nepal'

Source: Wikitravel
Mood: Anticipatory

:)

Maya

She was in control of her emotions until the nadaswaram player started blowing his horn. He was controlling the cow. The cow was being told to destroy everything. And how the cow tore down the mansion of success Oprah had laboriously constructed over the years. Even Cartman who'd been a harmless piece of fiction until then was starting a cast a shadow - she watched helplessly as the rudest animated character ever created, began to come to life in her studio. This was history in the making but it was time to put an end to this madness. She stood on one leg and did penance for two thousand years until lord Shiva was forced to grant her an army of 300 of his very best and they came flying down from the heavens towards her studio. Kamal, sensing some potential danger here, sent up the piranha signal into the sky. Three thousand miles away, Rohan (who'd just recently vanquished his worst enemy - the exam monster) was now in a death duel with a new and infinitely more powerful adversary who'd crept up and wrapped her tentacles around him while he wasn't looking - the job monster. Even she had to step aside though, and let him answer the call of the piranha. "I'll be back...", he said sheepishly and sped off towards Kurukshetra. By the time he reached there, Abhi and Electron Rahul had already emailed themselves to Chicago and the battle was already raging....
Two thousand miles away in Himachal, an apple lands on a bearded old man's head. The old man disappears completely. Far far away, Geroge appears in flesh and blood behind a drum kit and the rest of the band is already jamming. The machine guns have turned into guitars, the chakras have turned into a laptop and Oprah rubs her eyes in disbelief as she realises that everything she saw was just
Maya
(The Bombay Store building, MG Road)
Thursday 2nd August 2007 8.30pm
George is back and so is Lounge Piranha :)
and the website is acting a bit strange so take it with a pinch of salt.

... and www.loungepiranha.com for one cup sykosis...
... and www.myspace.com/loungepiranhamusic for one plate music

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

I've found

I've found some nice things.
-an ocean with no waves
-a wall to climb


Category: Super things

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

The Whore

In the morning a woman exits an appartment hurriedly, coffee mug in her hand.
'Late?' my eyes ask. Friendly.
'I drink it in the car.' She tells me.
We smile at each other as we wait for the lift.

In the evening I get into the lift with another woman.
Covered. Smelling strongly.
The curls of her coloured, fake hair sticking out under the cloth of her head cover. An abaya parting at her legs, covers her body.
Sun glasses.
She doesnt' talk.
She enters an appartment.

The same one.

Sunday, July 22, 2007

You never believed me when I told you that I read bottom up.
I do.
:)

Scrimmage

Scrimmage- The contest between two opposing teams that begins at the time the ball is snapped until it is out of play; also, a practice game, often between teams formed from the same squad of players.

*For you. And that t-shirt I still have but never wear :) I miss you.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

I noticed yesterday that I can pataav guys.
Heh :)



Mood: Amused
Category: Chance noticings

Tuesday, July 17, 2007


It never occurred to me before now, that I can if I please, (and I do :)) have a picture of a hot guy as my wall paper. You know, how boys have pictures of hot girls as theirs? :)

So.

This, everybody is my new wallpaper.
The ambiguity colors it fine. Leaving a lot to imagination and subtracting more.

-Anonymous (Only not)

Monday, July 09, 2007

My palm

A constant reminder
Of what.
Of what not.

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Haunted Hotel


It wasn't even a little bit haunted.
An estimation.

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Lotus

"Yes... he went to the mountains a few years ago after job quatted, we're still waiting for him to come back", answers Kamal.
"But...", said Oprah, wiping away one tear drop from her left eye, "How long can you wait for him to come back?"
"As long as it takes him, Oprah", said Kamal,
Oprah is an about-to-burst dam. The entire studio audience is an over filled water balloon about to explode.
"Such commitment...", she starts, Kamal cuts her off, "Oprah, haven't you ever heard of side projects? Here take this hanky and console yourself."
"But your side project has become an international super-hit, why don't you call it your main project?", she takes the hanky and cosoles herself. "Such commitment...anyway", she continues, "because your undying devotion, we arranged a little surprise for you. Someone is backstage waiting to reunite with you forever", she says facing the audience with a big smile.
One tear drop starts coming from Kamal's right eye. "Oprah... did you find Geor...?"
But before he can complete the sentence, Cartman comes running out from backstage wearing a dress and crazy make-up shouting, "Wha-ever wha-ever, I'll do what I want!", Nagraj from Raj comics comes out shooting snakes at him, Oprah starts to scream, a cameraman falls off from above, a cow jumps into the audience, a fire starts....

Far far away in Himachal Pradesh, in an orchard where no roads reach, a man with a very long beard smiles and switches off the tv in his little cottage. He picks up his papers and felt pens and a basket of lunch and heads towards the door. He remembers when he first came here years ago to finish his graphic novel. He really did think he was going to go back in those days. He hadn't understood the tug of the mountains yet. He walks towards the path he knows so well now. He walks for a few hours, a half smile plastered on his face, he stops to rest under a tree and have some lunch. "Side project...", he murmurs to himself... just then an apple falls on his head.

What is it:
3sevens, (feat. kamal from Lounge Piranha) live at Maya

Who is it:
Kamal, lead guitar, rhythm guitar, lead vocals, side vocals, lyrics, arrangements Rohinton bass, tabla Rahul on tabla

When is it:
6th July - 8 pm onwards

How is it:
hundred bucks at the door, three hundred and seventy seven, seven inside :-)

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Piranha Fry

No fairy tales this time. Just the situation as it is.
Dijeridoo man Pervez quit job situations a couple of months ago, slipped into a phone booth, turned back into Bullet man Pervez, and headed straight for the mountains after a couple of detours in Kerala and Gujrat. At least that's what we think we think. Corporate designer and drummer George then quit his job situations, put on his artist cap (tilted at a rakish angle) and also headed straight for the mountains, after playing one last gig at Maya. Armed with papers and pencils and pens he makes his way toward an apple estate in Himachal to relax and draw. He claims he'll be back in a month or so, with the stress firmly planted on the "or so".
In the meanwhile back in Gotham city, it's time to pull out some projects which have been waiting patiently the last year or more. Kamal's ready to restart 777 (Kamal + tabla + bass), Abhi's messing around with some electrons and Rohan's setting up an underground recording facility in his medical college. There obviously won't be any Lounge Piranha shows till George is back but if any of these side projects kick-off, we'll send you an email. Fair and square? Ok, happy summer holidays then!
- LP

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Rounds

-Applause
-Beer
-Ammunition



Category: What's the good word?

Haunted Hotel

Next week end we're going here.
Local rumour has it that the place is haunted and that there's a haunted village nearby too.
It seems that the village is a ghost village. Everything in the village is intact. The houses, the furniture, everything. But the village is empty. As if everybody got up one day and just left.

We'll find out next week.



*Room in the car for holy people, water, crucifixes, all that.

Indefinite, tentative

Since I'm now staying here indefinitely :(
It means I have lots more money to spend.
Super. :)

So.

Tentative plans.

December:
-Bombay-Bangalore-Coorg-Bangalore-Delhi-Nagaland-Places around Nagaland-Bangalore-Hampi (Andrew? Do you still have Fox's bike?)-Bangalore


That's all.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

I don't know if everybody's allowed a conclusion
or a misconclusion, whichever.
Even me.
I never chose my friends.
But I chose once.
You don't know.

-ks

Boy


How we fall

-from grace
-in love
-a part


Category: :)

Monday, June 25, 2007

Do you know what guys call girls who flash? he wanted to know.
Because a tiny bit of my inside wear accidentaly showed.
S L
U T
He mouthed the letters.
Is that also what girls call boys who flash? I wanted to know laughing a few minutes later at a glimplse of a pair of blue chaddis that had a boy inside them.

Aaagghh, he screamed like a girl.
And shut up after that.

:)

Category: Flash Gordon

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Cartwheeling :)



Location: Umm Al Qwain Beach, the weekend
We were happy then wern't we?
That Easter two years ago.
Just after you came back.
Just before I left.
You're the one who never really wanted to come back.
I'm the one who never wanted to leave.
But you did.
And I did.

(for Marlene Gayle Rodricks)

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Everything converges to a point
A little bit left of centre
Only this time it missed my chest completely
And hit instead the back of my neck.


Category: Cryptic?
I never told her that if you open the hot water tap you get cold water, so that I could have it ALL for myself.


Category: Greedy

Opinions

They form and unform
Easily and uneasily.

Monday, June 18, 2007

I smelled the memory of being alone yesterday.



Category: Smell memories/ Unaccustoms

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Calling a girl 'dude'
Is EXACTLY
Like calling a boy 'chick'
Okay?




:)

Thursday, June 14, 2007

My mother told me once that we can't have our cake and eat it too.
So we must have two cakes.

!

Category: What nonsense

Monday, June 11, 2007

In the house inside my head, there's a room for you too.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

The three year old and the four and a half year old argue.
Hands stuck out in front of them, palm side down, to compare.
The four and a half year old who's a little bit white says, 'My hand is fairer than yours.'
The three year old looking down at her own hand which she has to admit, is in comparison a little bit blacker, quickly turns her hand, palm side up and says, 'MY hand is fairer than yours.'


:)
Category: Baby us
Rain cloud eyes.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Ballerina


(My colleague Mary Rose's niece Kristen's ballet class. Kristen, third from left.)
The words, they stick in your head.


Category: Sticky words

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Irritation

It was hurt or was it indiference? Maybe a little of both, who knows
The presumption of tears could have meant anything
It was the setting of a jaw
The folding of arms
The holding in
The closing out
The elevator
The stairs
The floor
The man that stared slightly longer than was appropriate.
It was many things
But it wasn't irritation


Category: Fiction

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

'I wouldn't go out with someone like him.' She mentioned as a matter, in the course, of conversation; refering to a person independant of the two of us.
'I wouldn't go out with someone like your boyfriend.' I rubberbanded back without stopping to think.
Seeing her slightly taken aback face, I softened a bit and made my excuses.


It was only much later, in a different, unrelated conversation that I understood why she had said that about him.

It made me like her imperceptibly less, know her imperceptibly more.




-at

Megan



(I thought the see through hat and the face bib was a nice touch :)
Boy- Are you a witch?
Me- No. Gotosleep.
Boy-...
(half a minute later)
Boy- Are you sure?


Background:
I found it awkward to ask somebody to pray for someone that they didn't know.
So in my head I said to the boy who was falling asleep. 'Pray for my friend's Father.'
I swear to God, I didn't open my mouth.
As soon as the thought is done the boy, startled turns towards me.
'What?' I ask him.
'Did you say something to me?' he wants to know.
I pause.
'I did, but not aloud. I said it in my head. Why? What did you hear?'
'I heard, 'Pray for my..' and then I turned to hear the rest only you were quiet.'
Of course we both go Fu......ck, this is so weird. You're serious?? I'm serious!!, etc.
Then I say. 'Ok, now gotosleep.'
And that we'll presume, is all.


Category 1: Super
Category 2: Unnatural

Monday, June 04, 2007

Seek.
"I get one phone call right?", Abhi asked Inspector Kaizar, who nodded sagely. "Well can I borrow your phone?". "You don't have a cell phone?", the inspector wanted to know. "I do but... it acts more like a phone book and it only receives calls and... can I borrow your phone?".

The heat was sweltering that afternoon and the inspector was not in a mood to let things pass. He looked fairly relaxed (bordering bored) as he leant back on his wooden chair, under the fan, in his little room at the station, which had recently been renovated by Tantri the Mantri to look more like a (melting) chocolate cake.

And he obviously had plenty of time on his hands. "But what's wrong with it? Why can't it make calls?" "Because it doesn't have currency". A hint of impatience from the good inspector, "Why doesn't it have currency? You broke?" "No I'm not broke, I purposely don't put currency in it because I hate cell phones". Inspector Kaizar thought about that for a second before pronouncing judgement. He was not a hasty man. "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. What do you do if you're in sticky spot and you need to make a call?". "I borrow a phone. Please... can I borrow your phone?" Inspector Kaizar sighed and handed him his phone. Abhi muttered a thank you and called George immediately.

"Hey Abhi what's up?"
"How'd you know it was me?"
"It usually is when I don't recognise the number. What's up?"
"Nothing ra, I got arrested"
"Stealing mangoes again?"
"Ya ra, can you come help?"
"I'll be there in 10 minutes. The chocolate cake on 5th cross right?"
"Yup"

One hour later the mess was cleaned up and Abhi and George were making their way out of the building. "By the way inspector", Abhi told him, "If you're planning to come and shut down Maya on Thursday night, come a little early and catch the show, you'll see one more reason I still have this mobile phone..."

Lounge Piranha LIVE at Maya - 3rd floor, The Bombay Store, M.G. Road
Thursday, 7th June, 8.45pm onwards
Hundred bucks entry at the door. Mobile jam inside.

and also tring tring tring tring tring... (new song alert!)


... and www.loungepiranha.com for one cup sykosis...
... and www.myspace.com/loungepiranhamusic for one plate music

Sunday, June 03, 2007

Do you also rememebr
How we built a fire behind the door of our room
With that lovely, glossy blue paper for fuel
And how we made Yashoda promise not to tell
And she did, promise that is
But she told anyway
And we all got into shit

He he
:)

Category: Shit
Do either of you remember
How when we were very little
We would weigh ourselves
Then carry the dog
Weigh ourselves again
And subtract the difference?

:)

Category1: Possession of useful informations
Category2: How to calculate how heavy the dog is
Category3: Rememberings and smilings and how we used to be

Monday, May 28, 2007

'God has a purpose.' She insisted.
'You mean a twisted sense of humour.' I insisted right back.
He named his daughter Keira.
Just one letter away from my name, I couldn't help noticing.
After the actress? I asked.
Yes; the actress. He replied, an imperceptible pause later.

Uncomfort

My heart finds itself a home.
In
My chest
My stomach
My throat.

Rain

Andrew Kelly: Hey, want to play some scrabble.
Me: Yeah
Andrew Kelly: Great.
Scrabulous
Me: How droll
Hoover's taking effect
Andrew Kelly: Huh? - Scrabulous Kiran, it's a scrabble website where you play online.
Me: Oh
He he
Ok
Now how was I supposed to know that?
Andrew Kelly: Well I thought you were psychic.
Me: I make it rain somethimes
Andrew: My bad
Me: That's the extent of my super power
Andrew Kelly: Nice, I could use some rain here, does sometimes warrant now?
Me: If I talk about it it doesn't seem to work
Bummer no?
Andrew Kelly: Thats convient. :)
Me: Yeah
Andrew Kelly: It's like the man who goes invisible only when no ones looking at him
Me: But also inconvenient
Especially if you want to show off that you made it rain
Andrew Kelly: Bummer then.


[A little while later]


Joanne Ninan: It's raining it's pouring
Joanne Ninan: :P
Pouring here
Me: Yay
Joanne Ninan: Should cool things down a bit


[Parallel conversation]


Me: Hey Andrew
Andrew Kelly: Yeah?
Me: Look outside your window
What's it look like?
(:



Category 1: Unbelief
Category 2: Rainmaking
Category 3: Super powers
Category 4: Fabulous Scrabble
Category 5: Use of funny sounding words (droll)

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Crying

My eyes were crying the other day.
I don't know why
Because I wasn't.

Category: Crybaby, chillyfry baby

Want

I never understood this not wanting.
Even though I don't.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Hail Mary, Holy Mary

Hail Mary full of grace
- I wonder if those flowers are real
Holy Mary mother of God
- I wonder if she cares if they are
Hail Mary, Holy Mary
-Hail Mary, Holey Mary?


Location: In front of the shrine to Mary, in St. Mary's Church
Category: Praying

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Someone ran their fingers through my hair
And held me
And tangled their feet with mine
As I slept
Like a boy might have.
Only,
It was a girl.


Category: Platonic/Fiction

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Land Route from Arabia to India

Two years ago she (my older, wizened flatmate) told me to start praying for a good husband.
And so I smiled quasi seriously at God and said, 'You heard her.'
Neglecting entirely to ask him to make me a good wife.





(:

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

'It doesn't have a ghost(meaning to say soul or spirit)before one or two months.' She said. Brushing away a little distractedly my concern for a child, or rather the unlikely suspicion of a child, not yet born, not likely to be born, even if the suspicion was true.


...

Nearly

I'm being coerced into staying here.
More money, it's offered.
How happy it makes everyone.
Ignoring it was never hard. It's people that were always harder.
It makes me nearly want to cry.



Mood: Uneven

Monday, May 14, 2007

I like better the idea of not being entirely in control.

Current State: Hoping to God, it's true, lurkingly suspecting, it's not
-I'd like to ask a question.


-Shoot.


-Do you know what good comes out of?


-You tell me.


-Out of bad, that's what.


-Because you can't make it
out of anything else.
-Did you know that?


-No, l didn't.
-There's another question
I'd like to ask you.
-You say there's only bad
to start with...
...and the good must come from the bad.
-Who's to determine
what's good and what's bad?


-You?
-Why not?



-How?


-Why, that's easy.
-Make it up as you go along.




(All the King's Men)
Walking back through the park after dinner.
Hungry cat.
I stop to feed it with our left over food.
The two other aunties whom I'm with, who had walked on ahead, initially oblivious; stop.
'Don't.' says the first, disapprovingly.
'God feeds the animals.' says the other persuasively, from her depth of biblical wisdom.
'Well God sure as hell DIDN'T feed this one.' I shout. It's stomach is noticibly caved in from hunger.
Fed it anyway.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

I was given the most unusual talking to this weekend.
'Don't take this the wrong way.' A slightly embarrassed smile.
'What?' I look at her questioningly.
She goes on to give me an education on teen age boys and how they're going through 'hormonal' changes.
And me being the closest in age to her teen age son, could I discretely distance myself from the boy.
Er..
'Have you said anything to the boy?' I ask.
'No.'
'Because he's at that age and he'll take it the wrong way?'
'Yes.'
'Alright.' I say, wondering how I'm going to explain this distance thing to a boy who's grown attached to me because I listen to his stories about all the girls he likes and all the things he did with his friends and all the boys he's hit,wanted to and going to. That and I let him scam money, chocolate milk and nesquick from me now and again.
How to manage him and his mother.
So in the evening, the boy and I, we're lying down on our backs on the floor under the fan talking and I say 'Listen, I can't hang with you anymore.'
'What?? Why?'
'Can't tell you.' I smile at him.
'You're messing with me.'- He.
'Not.'- Me.
'I swear, if you are, I'll pound you.' He threatens.
'Not.' I say again.
'Tell me then.' He cajoles.
So I explain, that it doesn't affect me in any way, but he's going to be terribly embarrased.
He wants me to tell him anyway.
So I say. 'Alright, all the aunties think you have a crush on me. Ha ha :)'
'What?!!' He disclaims. 'You?!! You do know that even if you were the last girl on Earth, etc, etc.'
'Got it.' I say. (last girl on Earth, it seems) So from now on a couple of feet distance good?'
'Good.' He agrees.
And that everybody, is that.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

It's starting to seem like a refuge home for women, the place where I stay.
The first lady left her husband, the second lady's husband left her, the third lady is in between deciding whether to leave or not leave her husband and is, in the meantime camping at our place, the fourth is waiting impatiently for a husband to marry and then;
there's me.

Current living situation: Crowded

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

They started talking about religion again
And I turned my head away to get away from it all
And noticed the huge cross built into the door to the entrance of the house.
Upside down it was.
Ironic.

Sunday, May 06, 2007

Butterflies

They were there
Before they went away.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

'Remember them here.' I said, tapping the side of her head, when she asked me what sort of camera she should buy.





Category: Pictures/Memories/Toys

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

It never mattered how beautiful you were.
Just whether you could hold me.
Hold my attention.
Beautiful eyes.
They had the most beautiful eyes
The Afghani labourers.
Strong features and beautiful eyes.
But what was there to do
With an abundance of beautiful eyes?
The shiny shoes.
They hurt my feet.
:(




Currently: Getting high on turpentine.
:)

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Pissed

Emmanuel lived in Nagaland for a bit and he taught children.
While he taught, children would sometimes just get up and run out in the middle of class.
On asking one child where she was off to, she said,'I want to piss.'
So he explained to the class, that before they leave, they must excuse themselves, ask permission and then leave.
They agreed and continued with class.
A little while later another girl puts her hand up.
'Excuse me,' she says.
'I want to piss.'
And runs out of class.

:)

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Twisted Tales

Original version
Sister Pat said that they had found a place where they could hear voices coming from the centre of the earth. They assume that place might be hell.

Circulated version
Sister Pat went to hell.

Category: Humour
Taken from: www.notesinmypocket.blogspot.com

The Last Room

We were all afraid of it.Wern't we.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Lounge Piranha- Gold

George lies unconcious on the road. In the mayhem of Rohan killing the exams monster, he's been mortally wounded. Rohan is checking him out with his new stethoscope. Gets up and declares to the rest, "He's not going to make it". Everyone looks shocked, "unless...", he continues, "well there's only way. Within the next 24 hours, if we apply the paste of one rare plant to his wound, he might make it...". Pervez steps up to the microphone and blows his dij three times. "Where do we find it?" Over the next five minutes, Rohan and Pervez confer secretly, pouring over maps and making some of their own. Presently Pervez, armed with a dij and a bunch of maps, gets on his bullet and chugs off into the distance. The evening sun sets and night falls. It is a slow night. Every minute that passes George fades further away. "You think Pervez will find it?", Lord K asks no one in particular. "Absolutely", answers no one in particular. The sun rises eventually and makes its way across the sky. George, unmoving, unblinking, is in another universe. By lunch time, Rohan is worried. "We don't have much time left...", and bites into his egg puff. By three o clock all are giving up hope, sitting in a line staring at the horizon. "Say...", says Lord Ganesha pointing at the horizon with his trunk, "Is yonder hill moving?". And he's right. Yonder hill is moving. Coming straight towards them in fact. At three fifteen Pervez pulls up on his bullet, with an entire hill balanced on his back carrier. Three overwhelmed jaws drop to the ground in awe. "I found the hill", Pervez explains slowly, "but I wasn't sure which plant it was, so I brought the whole hill" Rohan is a bit suspicious but he gets to work immediately, climbs hill, finds plant, makes paste, applies on wound. In a few moments George stirs and opens his eyes. A collective sigh of relief. The first thing he sees before him is the hill. A flash of recognition in his eyes. Then confusion. "What are we doing in Idukki?", he asks. Pervez smiles.

Lounge Piranha LIVE in concert.

at Maya, 3rd Floor, The Bombay Store, M.G. Road

on Friday, 20th April 2007, 8.30pm onwards

100 bucks entry at the door. Full fun inside.

- LP

... and www.loungepiranha.com for one cup sykosis...
... and www.myspace.com/loungepiranhamusic for one plate music

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Letter

08042007
E,
Sometimes I want a period of time to stand still. You know, the time when we had enough and didn't want more, at least for then. To stand still; not for forever but for a while longer.
But then, growing older and living has never been so anticipated. There's so much to look forward to.The isolation though. Sometimes I wonder about that.
People say I talk in my sleep at night and remark on it. I think it's because there's no one for me to talk to during the day. At least no one that I'd want to. But I adapt. I'm human aren't I? And I suppose it would be easy to think, come back, if I'm so miserable here. But the horrid truth is that I'm not.
I'm just a little on the right side of in between.
I'll see you soon. And it'll be lovely.
K


Letter type: Unposted

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

My morning started off hearing about one nother fellow's morning.
:)
He says:
---
Today morning started funny.
In my company if you reach work after 10
one auto email comes asking why and you have to put some reason which your manager may or may not approve.
My manager's super cool though, he always approves.
He came in and told me to take a look at some of my excuses for coming late (its all in a database)
10:01
reason: woke up one minute late
10:05
reason: traffic situations
10:03
bike took 3 minutes to start
10:12
6 minutes was because of traffic and 6 minutes was because I left home late
hahahaha


Category: Creative Awards nominee?
'I have a perfect set of teeth', she said. 'And the dentist told me I have an 'A' Grade jaw', she puffed proudly.
'Is that so?' I asked looking at her. Her 'A' Grade jaw holding my attention for a moment and noticing, really, how perfect it was.
'I kind of liked crooked teeth myself', I said quietly before turning away.

Category: Crooked teeth

Monday, April 09, 2007

The angry days.
Do I ever write about those.
The days where everybody clawed their well meaning intentions into a mind.
Never really understanding.
Never learning to draw or distinguish lines. The pencil ones.
The ones between right and wrong and want.
Never.

Category: Fiction; trying something new

I bunked

Maundy Thursday
Good Friday
Holy Saturday
AND
Easter Sunday
Church

Although on Easter Sunday,I did go very near church. I don't know if that counts.

Category:How NOT to get to Roman Catholic heaven
How could she.

Category:[blank]
I was watching this show on TV yesterday
And the screwed up younger sister?
That was me
Crap, crap
Crap


Category:Identifying with television characters

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Um Al Quwain-The weekend

We got to see
Fish fly
Jellyfish die
And my ass hanging out of a swimsuit.


That's a picture of me posing in front of my yacht.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

I can't imagine, putting myself in a place, without first figuring out where the exit is.
-A.S.Kelly

Sunday, April 01, 2007

Poochekann, poonyekann


They live in Pi's washing machine. Really.
Super cool it is. Is so.
:)
She, the cook who speaks only Tamil, treats me, the girl who speaks only English, like a child.
She holds my chin between her thumb and fore finger and asks, 'Very?'
'Very, what?' I look at her.
'Very nice?' she says, encouraging a verdict on her cooking.
'Nallarke' *, I smile up at her. Making the best use ever of that word I learned half a minute ago.

Category: Language, barrier breaking, knowing what's important
*Nallarke[in Tamil]=Sakkath[in Kannada]=Superb[in English],like that.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

'What do you want to be when you're older?' I asked the seven year old. 'A princess?'
'No'. She said and looked at me warily, matter of factly.
'What then?' I asked.
She insisted I'd laugh.
I promised I wouldn't.
'A teacher'.She said.



For Sarah Bridget Decunha Menezes, the little girl who doesn't want to to get married 'Because', she says, with a shrug and sigh, 'it's useless'.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Lounge P, at your service

Rohan kneels before the monster. The monster laughs monstrously "HAHAHAHAHA". Rohan feels no fear. Just a heightened sense of curiosity. "What the hell is so funny?" he wonders shaking his head.

rewind.

Rohan was kneeling before Sunil, head bowed low, and offering his thumb as guru dakshina. Moments ago Sunil had demanded it and in the flash of an eye, Rohan had cut it off and offered it without hesitation. Sunil was impressed. He pocketed the thumb and turned around, "Come on band, let's rehearse", he said to the rest of a very shocked Lounge Piranha. And bereft of his primary source of strength - his thumb-ring, Rohan was apprehended by the king's men who were finally able to do what they'd want to do for years - incarcerate Rohinton. After rehearsal, riding home late at night, Sunil decided not to take a thumb home to his family and instead casually chucked it into a nearby lake. And there at the bottom of that lake the thumb-ring lay for years, nay centuries, waiting to possess the next one who wore it, calling out to master Rohinton, who'd wake up in a cold sweat in his cold cell knowing it was somewhere closeby but unable to escape from the security guards who didn't even let him use his cell phone. One day a little troublemaker called College found the ring and put it on, and under its influence he slowly grew into a huge insane monster called Exams. Rohan knew he was in deep trouble and began meditating in his prison cell preparing for the inevitable encounter with his destiny. And so while Exams wreaked havoc in young minds all over the city, Rohan taught himself to levitate and survive without air for 3 days and without food for 3 hours. Exams it was, that made the first move. Burst into the high security prison like a bulldozer gone cuckoo, ate all the electric fences, spat its deadly venom at the security guards, ripped out the iron gates which imprisoned Rohan and confronted him. "You lousy earthling! Kneel before me if you know what's good for you!"

Rohan kneels before the monster. He feels no fear. Just a heightened sense of anticipation. The monster laughs thunderously. Suddenly the bell rings and in a flash Rohan levitates high into the air and cuts off the monster's hand which wears the ring. A horrible inhuman wail pierces the air as the monster falls to the ground dead and defeated. Rohan picks up his ring. He feels no joy as he puts it back on after centuries. Just a heightened sense of reality as he looks around and sees the world as it really is. He picks up his phone and make a call, "Hey mister Abhi, this is Rohan. What time are we jamming?..."


What is? Lounge Piranha LIVE at Maya

When is? Friday, 30th March 2007, 8.30 pm onwards

Where is? Maya, 3rd floor, The Bombay Store, M.G. Rd

How is? 100 bucks entry at the door

Why is? Cos Rohan's killed his exams, is done with college, and we are ready for take-off...


Yours sincerely,

Piranha


... and www.loungepiranha.com for one cup sykosis...
... and www.myspace.com/loungepiranhamusic for one plate music

Sunday, March 25, 2007

I feel more grown than old.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Something, somewhere screwed me over.
I'm sure of this.
Good to be off key
Good to be free
-Kamalesh S

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

The cook's worrying me.
She's forcing me to eat.
Just like Mamma.
What bullies!
Pah!


Category: Lovely people

Monday, March 19, 2007

Disparity

There's a world bigger than me.
Beyond the edge of my nose.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

So self absorbed, you pretty thing.
Does it take away from your appeal?

Category: Poetry

Thursday, March 15, 2007


Look at our eyes.
I swear we look like devil children.
And that man in the middle?
He's just bloody annoying.
And also check out that cool sphere I made with my mind using my supernatural powers.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

I wanted children.
So I could let them play
With mud and water and words.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

My Mother's bothering me.
So I decided to make a game of it.
And bother her back.



Category: Games period
:-)

Monday, March 12, 2007

He wanted to know why I wasn't more the 'Love me or I'll die' type.
I said that I didn't know.
And that I wished that I was.
A little bit.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Accustoms are meant to be broken.
-Tambe

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Another one

Andrew: Do you think your folks would mind you sleep over at my place?
sleeping*


Kiran: No.
[Pause]

Not if they didn't know.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Thorn Tree


Jaan Baag, Pakistani goatherd, high point of the trip for me

Baby goat

He lives at the top of that rock. He ran up the rock like a ghost in the night

That's the gun I carry around to scare people off with when my scary big eyes look doesnt' work

That's me pilfering chai at the entrance of his house

-Wadi Bih, Oman

Sunday, March 04, 2007

'You'd make a really ugly woman'. I told him.
'You'd make a really good looking man', he slapped back without a pause and the cockiest smile he could manage over a phone conversation.

:-)

For Andrew Sheppard Kelly

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Then


Joanne

Laura

Kiran
I'm such an unemotional wreck.

Monday, February 26, 2007

Broken Cups

I am learning that it is ok when tea cups break.
Already I broke three of them.
But we can always buy new ones.

It is more painful when hearts and lives break.
People should be my concern, not cups.
-Alyona

Sunday, February 25, 2007

When strong people are kind.
It's the superest thing in the world.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

'Remember',

He said,
'From dust you came,unto dust you will return'.



Happy Ash Wednesday everybody.
:)

Category: Dusty

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

If you were me
And I were you
You would have broke my heart [in two]
[thoo]

Monday, February 19, 2007

Superhero

Kan: Back

Law: Ta da!

Kan: I'm not a rabbit that appeared out of a hat
.
You can't say ta da
What you can say is
Tn tna naaaa
Because I'm a super hero.
:)





Law:Thoo

Sunday, February 18, 2007

In reply to 'Was it Sin-Valley?'

If you're going to sleep with someone, or you're going to smoke up, or do whatever it is that goes against the norm or general Christian belief... what difference could it make where you do it....

Each person is ultimately responsible for what they do... the place, irrelavent.

:) I'm chumma belting.

The place was beautiful.. saw a shooting star and everything :)


[For Katherine 'Rani' George, for a Temple town on a beach, for a million years ago]

Category: Remembering

Superness


There's just so much superness everywhere.
I don't know what to do with it all.
I'm posting a little bit here.
Enjoy!

Start with OUTDOORS, then click next and don't miss a thing.
[Click HERE to go there]

Interesting

Sometimes.
Some people.
People don't keep the promises I make.

Current mood: Slightly amused/slightly frowny

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Starry eyed surprise

"So what's the deal with entry and cover and all that situations for tonight's show?", Abhi was asking Gautam who owns the joint. Gautam drags on his cigar, "Hundred bucks entry, no cover". "Ok sir sounds good..."

A bit later Lounge Piranha finishes soundcheck and customers are starting to roll in. Mervin who's at the door wants to take a cigarette break. "Abhi can you hang out here and collect hundred bucks from anyone who wants to enter?". "Sure man". And so Abhi beomes the temporary door man...

Gautam walks up from the stairs outside and heads for the door. "Hundred bucks entry tonight sir, Lounge Piranha and Maximum Pudding are playing live", says Abhi politely stepping between Gautam and the door. "What the hell's wrong with you man? I own this place!", Gautam thunders. "Hundred bucks sir", Abhi persists sticking to his guns. "Abhi get out of my way", Gautam warns. "Hundred bucks Gautam and the oceans themselves will part for you" Abhi says with a smile. A fuse snaps. Somewhere in a distant galaxy a star dies and right here on Earth a new one is born. Explosions and accidents. Gautam steps back, pulls out his sword and with a practised flourish, cuts off his adversary's head...

Wails are piercing the atmosphere. "Gautam are you nuts?", Lord K wants to know, hands on hips, "We're going on in ten minutes and you just beheaded one of our band members". "Look I know it was an over-reaction but he was being unreasonable", Gautam replies, and continues, "Look don't worry about, I never do anything if I can't undo it. We'll just have to give him another head. The next guy who walks in loses his head to Abhi. Cool?". "Um...ok...", says Kamal, not very sure of what's going on anymore. Before any further negotiations can happen, a blue-eyed French dj, comes out of the elevator and starts to head for the door. In a another distant galaxy, another dwarf star implodes into itself, a flash of metal here on Earth, the French dj loses his head and Abhi gets a new one, wakes up like from a dream scratching his new head. "You feeling alright? Ready to play?", Lord K asks, "I think so", Abhi replies and they walk in together to start the show.

And that's why Abhi has colour colour eyes.

What ra? - Double Bill! Maximum Pudding and Lounge Piranha live in concert!

When ra? - Thursday, 15th Feb, 2007. 8pm Maximum Pudding, 9pm Lounge Piranha. come early...

Where ra? - where else? Maya, 3rd flr, Bombay Store, M.G. Road

How ra? - 100 bucks entry at the door

And plus one super good news of the year. Lounge Piranha has won the TFA award (Toto Funds the Arts) for 2007! Do check the website for a more sober report of the events described above.

Yours' forever. - LP

... and www.loungepiranha.com for one cup sykosis...
... and www.myspace.com/loungepiranhamusic for one plate music

Monday, February 12, 2007

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Anticipation is half the fun.

Category: Quoteable quotes :P

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Real life, real love, real people

'As much or as little as I want.' Her liberal lawyer mind smiled.

'Convenient relationships, that's all anybody wants these days. We need boundaries.' His conservative Christian mind frowned a little.

'Is God punishing me for all the times I two and three timed?' The pretty, neither liberal lawyer nor conservative christian, boyfriend cheated upon girl, wondered.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Selling, searching; soul

How terribly boring studying french grammar rules is.

Current face: Roundeyed

Thursday, February 01, 2007

The girl next to me didn't speak, she was trying not to cry.
Me, I waved cheerily and tried quite unsuccessfully to look at you without actually looking as the car drove away.
What a nutcase.
:-)
I'll never get used to it
-For Blue Skies,Strays Don't Sleep
It caught the sunlight and threw rainbows all over the place, which moved whenever I did.



[For Marlene and Christmas and Birthday present and pink Swarovski crystal that I've taken to wearing on a chain round my neck irrespective of whether it matches with my clothes or not, because I'm like that]

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Nirbhara Sundhari

Mothers can't bear to see their daughters 'unadorned'. Their ears and necks and wrists must shine. Now I know women/babies are magpies and like shiny things, but gold is a little too much.
Anyway my mother being no different gave me her gold to wear for Kamal and Tunak's wedding and I lost it.All of it. Yes. Just like that.
So.
I figured it's gold, replaceable,etc. She seemed to think otherwise. She stopped talking to me and trying to get me to eat [they also can't bear to see their daughters skinny, it seems], until the next day when she forgot that she wasn't talking to me and wanted to know if I had eaten and all. Then she suddenly remembered again, that she wasn't talking to me but it was too late.
So.
My Mum is Super.
I wonder if the fact that everytime she started to say something about lost gold and irresponsibility, I would hold my head in my hands and start wailing, 'Twenty years! Next twenty years I'm going to hear about it', had anything to do with it.

Monday, January 29, 2007

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Mouth shut.
Mind open.

That boy

That boy who ran down the mountain with his arms stretched out on either side of him.
:)

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

I loved Hyderabad. Even if only for the kites.

I should have closed my eyes

I wish she never had to see her world through my eyes.
My most favourite thing in the whole world.
Hot water bath.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Sepia



Horn ok please

Sunil Chandy was grooving. He was at a Lounge Piranha rehearsal watching Rohan intently, picking up all the bass parts he would have to play in place of Rohan in the coming weeks. At the moment Rohan was on fire,stretching his bass playing abilities to their limits. Everyone was impressed. "Now where'd you learn to slap and pop like that young man? Just curious...", asked Sunil. "From you Sunil. From watching you day and night for three years", Rohan replied bowing respectfully. "Is that right? And what have I gotten for everything you've learnt from me?", to which Rohan didn't have much of an answer. "Do you not think I deserve guru dakshina?", Sunil persisted. "Of course you do", Rohan replied."Well how 'bout that very talented right thumb of yours. Do you not think that would be fitting?". Without a moment's hesitation Rohan chopped off his thumb, went down on one knee and presented it to him .And pocketing it with a satisfied smile, Sunil turned around to face a very shocked rest-of-Lounge-Piranha and said, "Come on band let's rehearse"

What?

Seagrams Fuel Bandwagon - Lounge Piranha feat. Sunil Chandy on bass

Where?

Maya, Wednesday, 10th Jan 2007 [Bombay Store, MG Rd]

Hint, Friday, 12th Jan 2007 [Bangalore Central

How?

Print the invitations attached to this email for free entry

Why?

I doesn't know

Horn ok please?

... and www.loungepiranha.com for one cup sykosis...

... and www.myspace.com/loungepiranhamusic for one plate music

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

On chastity

[Warning: Graphic post.]

Quoting an Iranian girl, translated to English.
'A girl is not like hole of the toilet. She is something valuable'.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Thursday, January 04, 2007

I decided
not to define relationships
but to let them instead
define themselves.