Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Convincing Joanne to go to hell

Me-Let's go to Cubbon Park on Sunday. It'll be fun for the kids
Joe-Yes lets! Oh can't, there's church
Me-Bunk, anyway you're going to hell
Joe- Hell? Me? I'm going to heaven
Me- See, anyway everybody else you know is going to hell. Also, you'll be really bored with all those Mormons. So you bunk church, you'll go to hell, we'll all hang out together there. It'll all be good

She's still unconvinced.

Category: How to get to hell

Joe-my eldest sister aka 'Holy' Joe
Mormons-the only group that got it right (source: Southpark)

Sunday, July 26, 2009

I always say if
Sometimes by accident I say when

Category: When
So easy
To be raised in the estimate of the world
And just as easy
To fall in mine

Category1: What is my estimation worth?
Category2: Nothing

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Before I knew it I found that love, like grief, tends to fade away and be replaced by something more exciting.
-The Beach
Our lives began to end the day we became silent about things that matter

Saturday, July 18, 2009

-Do you think double standards are acceptable?
-Neither do I.

Category: Double standards

Thursday, July 09, 2009

I realise that these things are better off left within the confines of my mind.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

The road to hell is paved with good intentions

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Making decisions used to be easy.
I decided based on what I felt.

Then I stopped feeling.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

is it
who did I lose?
whom did I lose?

Category1: Who said to whom and why?
Category2: Loss