Thursday, December 27, 2007
Friday, December 14, 2007
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Sunday, December 09, 2007
Saturday, December 08, 2007
Friday, December 07, 2007
Thursday, December 06, 2007
On that sunshiny Monday he created work. On Tuesday he created daydreams. On Wednesday he created music. On Thursday he created fish curry and rice. And Thursday nights, he declared, were live music nights (he was particularly proud of that one). On Friday he created the stars, the planets, the galaxies, the sun, the moon, the earth, animals, plants, human beings and civilizations. By Saturday there was smoke coming out of Earth, bombs being dropped, and general mayhem. He ignored it and created Saturday night fever, which later went on to become a blockbuster. On Sunday, he leaned back in his chair and created relaxation. As he looked back on his brilliant week, the noises from Earth were becoming louder and louder until all of a sudden he heard the sickening sound of his door being hacked at. As it came crashing down a couple of human soldiers moved aside and to make way for two pigs in suits and ties who walked in like they owned the place. "Take him away", said one pig in a quiet voice. "Who are you?", God asked. "We're the new management", replied the pig, "this is the people's revolution", "and you my friend, are history", he finished with a flourish. "What people?", God demanded, "I just created you guys day before yesterday!", he thundered. "Take it easy", the pig replied, "we created discontent on our own yesterday since you forgot to do it yourself. We want some changes and we shall have them now that we're in charge". "What kind of changes?", God wanted to know. "Well first of all, no music on Thursday nights. Secondly, Sunday shall now be a working day....", "Wait wait wait", said God, "So when do you want to have music night then?", he asked. The pig thought for a few seconds, "Let's do it on Sundays. Look don't worry too much about it, you'll have plenty of time to watch and learn how to run a universe from where we're going to put you. Soldier! Take him away..."
Lounge Piranha, LIVE at Maya (3rd flr, Bombay Store, MG Rd), Sunday 9th December 2007 - entry Rs 150
& also
LIVE at Bangalore Habba, Palace Grounds, tonight Thursday 6th December 2007 - free entry?
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Monday, December 03, 2007
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Interpreter
It might have been a forest. It's green, the ground. Undergrowth.
In front of me on my left a snake is moving, very fast, almost as if it's flying. On it's right, a cat, moving at the same pace. Both black. I'm behind them also moving fast.
A voice tells me to stay very still and I'm almost awake, unmoving; so that the tiger that's sniffing at my feet doesn't realize I'm alive. Doesn't kill me.
Category: Dreams
Wanted: Interpreter
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Sarah and Elizabeth
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Lecture
Kamal: Smoking?
Me: Someone is
Kamal: Hmm
Me: I could smell it
Kamal: Don't get into that trip ok?
Me: ..
Ok
Any other trip?
Ok?
Kamal: Depends
Heroine
Cocaine
No
Ok?
Me: Hampi, Manali
Yes?
Kamal: Ah
Super
Yes yes
Of cource
Me: What about marijuana?
Kamal: Why?
Me: Or hashish
Because easily available in Manali?
Grows by the wayside?
Kamal: I see
Lots of kaka on road - you eat?
Me: ..
No
Kamal: Same
Me: Ok
.
Kamal: :-)
Lesson learned: One big college lecturer this Kamal is
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
List: Things to do
-Compliance
-Contemplate becoming quasi Hindu and/ or start my own religious group
-Learn how to say 'So What?' in Hindi
-Finish breakfast
-Buy snow boots
Monday, October 01, 2007
Manali
Source: Wikipedia
Mood: Slightly disappointed
(Excuse me, we're probably going to Manali instead of Nepal. Pack your snow boots.)
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Temple Town
I imagined it would be like this.
Stone and cool against my skin
And that the world would stop.
I've wanted that for a while now
And also to go to a temple town.
Category: Carousel
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Wanted
b)Jello shot maker teacher
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Cricket
I don't know who's funnier to watch during a cricket match.
Richard (Sister's Husband), Mamma (Mamma) or Megan (Sister's Baby)
Dadda of course will be peacefully snoring through the whole thing.
Richard will yell and scream every time someone gets out.
Mama will sit and do her jadoo mantras and put the cross on the tv and say things like my toe to you Pakistan, come on Sreeshanti use your third eye!
And Megan will look at Richard and Mama and yell along without any idea of what's going on.
:-)
Category: Home store
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Ya Vas Lyubil
V dushe moei ugasla ne sovsem;
No pust' ona vas bol'she ne trevozhit;
Ya ne hochu pechalit' vas nichem.
Ya vas lyubil bezmolvno, beznadezhno,
To robost'yu, to revnost'yu tomim;
Ya vas lyubil tak iskrenno, tak nezhno,
Kak dai vam bog lyubimoi byt' drugim.
I loved you; even now I may confess,
Some embers of my love their fire retain;
But do not let it cause you more distress,
I do not want to sadden you again.
Hopeless and tonguetied, yet I loved you dearly
With pangs the jealous and the timid know;
So tenderly I loved you, so sincerely,
I pray God grant another love you so.
Alexander Pushkin (1829)
Monday, September 17, 2007
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Wiley Coyote
SO,
I've started buying only pink slippers.
He he he
Category: Wiley Coyote
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Boss
And he came straight and gave it to me, ignoring the Managing Director entirely.
:-)
Category: Humour
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Sunday, September 09, 2007
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Worthy Opponents
Meanwhile Lord K was starting to enjoy himself, "The topic for today's debate..", the megaphone blasted, "should these pathetic losers be spared? Or not? I am of the opinion..." Ulysses realised the gravity of the situation. "Lord K", he implored, "Don't be so hasty, my men had no idea, let's talk about this..". "Worthy opponent", Lord K shouted into the megaphone which was one inch away from Ulysses' face. "is it your opinion that these men should be spared?". Ulysses answered, "Er.. yes..but...", Lord K, turned his back to him addressing a captive audience which had suddenly appeared on the beach, "Respected judges, my worthy opponent feels that these men should be spared..."
All at once Captain Green and Doctor Doom swooped down on the scene, "What's the problem Lord K?". "The problem my dear friends", said Lord K still speaking into the megaphone, "is that these men, in their hurry to reach Ithaca where Penelope awaits their arrival, have forgotten about the hand that feeds them". Ulysses little confoos now. "and so I decided to remind them about a little thing called maya", he said pointing towards the sea where Venus was rising from the foam projecting lotuses onto the land, and suddenly the images changed and there was a woman washing clothes, and they changed again and bats were flying into the night sky, and Ulysses understood now what his duty was.
Thursday, 6th September, 9pm LP LIVE at Maya (Bombay Store, MG Rd), 150 bucks entry
Thursday, 13th September, 9pm, LP and Penelope Spencer, LIVE at The Sheraton, Jaipur
Friday, 14th September, 9pm, LP and Penelope Spencer, LIVE at Mirage, Crowne Plaza, New Delhi
(www.myspace.com/penelopespencer)
And one more announcement: Shatrix! released...George has gone bananas. Do check the website for the release of the new Piranha comic...
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Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Season
A time to be born, and a time to die;
a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
A time to kill, and a time to heal;
a time to break down, and a time to build up;
A time to weep, and a time to laugh;
a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together;
a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
A time to get, and a time to lose;
a time to keep, and a time to cast away;
A time to rend, and a time to sew;
a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
A time to love, and a time to hate;
a time of war, and a time of peace.
Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
'Another girl?' (smile)
'Yes. But it's not that.'
She's really nice, you know. And she has a MUSTANG!! I'm in love with her!
But...
(shamefaced)
...She's white. I don't know how I could like a white chick. Gahhh! (Makes a horrible face)'
So I explain to the boy, that white people are humans too and they can't help being where they're from and that if they're nice and fun to be with and own super cars, it's alright to like them.
I think we're starting to have too much self pride.
Category: Self pride
Thursday, August 09, 2007
In opposition to your statement the other day, I would like to state that I am as sidey as I think I am.
Below is a list of proof of the fact.
To begin:
- I learned one sidey dance step from Govinda movie.
-I say oosjhu.
-And I have one flag of Great Britain banyan vest. (Ok, I don't, but I can always get one)
See??
Yours respectfully,
.
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Monday, August 06, 2007
What's the good word?
He left, making his way to the local pub for some rum and some food and company. He sat sipping his rum and watching her. She seemed so familiar. And then suddenly, he doubled over with pain. He couldn't tell what had hit him. When he opened his eyes he saw her leaning over him a look of mild concern on her face. 'Come with me', she whispered. 'Quickly'.
Too disoriented to think clearly he struggled up and holding on to her, they made their way out into the street. 'I'm going to give you a clue', she said to him.
'What?' he looked confused.
'What's the good word for, Deadly sins, Dwarves, Brides&Brothers ?', she asked, ignoring his confusion. ' Think.' She said. 'You could be our one chance at winning this round'.
'Listen lady, he said. 'I don't know what you're talking about. I don't think I care. The only thing I want right now is a hot bath and a bed and a woman. Interested?'
'I'm sorry .'he said, almost immediately contrite. 'I didn't mean to sound that way. I think I'd better just go home.'
'It's too late for that.' He was politely informed. 'Your answer , if you answer correctly is the only thing that can save us now.
It's the key to WHAT."
'What?' Sir Kamal asked again, even more confused.
'WHEN, WHERE and WHY can come later.' the lady continued, ignoring him some more.
'Here, this might help', she then said, handing him a glass of hot toddy. 'It's been known to help people think clearly.'
Sir Kamal tentatively takes a sip.
The number 7 slowly forms in his mind. Deadly sins? He wonders.
Snowhite and the 7 dwarves? Enlightenment dawns.
7 Brides for 7 Brothers! he shouts out aloud. Full excitement.
777 he loudly proclaims.
The word? - 777
The when?- 6th July 2007
The where?- Maya, 3rd Floor, Bombay Stores, M.G. Road
The why?- Because we like him
I always get the feeling they're taught, they learn, to love certain things.
As if it were an unsaid prerequisite, to be a part of the set, that world.
So easy.
Pulp Fiction for the boys, Amelie for the girls, Heart of Darkness anyone? Didn't you fall in love with The Little Prince?
So many more I could think of.
So easy, lemon squeasy.
:)
Sunday, August 05, 2007
If there were no Marthas all the Marys in the world would starve to death.
Courtesy: www.notesinmypocket.blogspot.com
Category: :) Funny
Freedom Jam
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Wednesday, August 01, 2007
The chicken is leaning against the headboard, a satisfied smile on its
face.
The egg, looking a bit irritated, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
Category1: One of the three dirty jokes I know :)
Category2: Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Nepal
Source: Wikitravel
Mood: Anticipatory
:)
Maya
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Wednesday, July 25, 2007
I've found
-an ocean with no waves
-a wall to climb
Category: Super things
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
The Whore
'Late?' my eyes ask. Friendly.
'I drink it in the car.' She tells me.
We smile at each other as we wait for the lift.
In the evening I get into the lift with another woman.
Covered. Smelling strongly.
The curls of her coloured, fake hair sticking out under the cloth of her head cover. An abaya parting at her legs, covers her body.
Sun glasses.
She doesnt' talk.
She enters an appartment.
The same one.
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Scrimmage
*For you. And that t-shirt I still have but never wear :) I miss you.
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Monday, July 09, 2007
Sunday, July 08, 2007
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
Lotus
"As long as it takes him, Oprah", said Kamal,
Oprah is an about-to-burst dam. The entire studio audience is an over filled water balloon about to explode.
"Such commitment...", she starts, Kamal cuts her off, "Oprah, haven't you ever heard of side projects? Here take this hanky and console yourself."
"But your side project has become an international super-hit, why don't you call it your main project?", she takes the hanky and cosoles herself. "Such commitment...anyway", she continues, "because your undying devotion, we arranged a little surprise for you. Someone is backstage waiting to reunite with you forever", she says facing the audience with a big smile.
One tear drop starts coming from Kamal's right eye. "Oprah... did you find Geor...?"
Far far away in Himachal Pradesh, in an orchard where no roads reach, a man with a very long beard smiles and switches off the tv in his little cottage. He picks up his papers and felt pens and a basket of lunch and heads towards the door. He remembers when he first came here years ago to finish his graphic novel. He really did think he was going to go back in those days. He hadn't understood the tug of the mountains yet. He walks towards the path he knows so well now. He walks for a few hours, a half smile plastered on his face, he stops to rest under a tree and have some lunch. "Side project...", he murmurs to himself... just then an apple falls on his head.
What is it:
3sevens, (feat. kamal from Lounge Piranha) live at Maya
Who is it:
Kamal, lead guitar, rhythm guitar, lead vocals, side vocals, lyrics, arrangements Rohinton bass, tabla Rahul on tabla
When is it:
6th July - 8 pm onwards
How is it:
hundred bucks at the door, three hundred and seventy seven, seven inside :-)
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Piranha Fry
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Sunday, July 01, 2007
Haunted Hotel
Local rumour has it that the place is haunted and that there's a haunted village nearby too.
It seems that the village is a ghost village. Everything in the village is intact. The houses, the furniture, everything. But the village is empty. As if everybody got up one day and just left.
We'll find out next week.
*Room in the car for holy people, water, crucifixes, all that.
Indefinite, tentative
It means I have lots more money to spend.
Super. :)
So.
Tentative plans.
December:
-Bombay-Bangalore-Coorg-Bangalore-Delhi-Nagaland-Places around Nagaland-Bangalore-Hampi (Andrew? Do you still have Fox's bike?)-Bangalore
That's all.
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Monday, June 25, 2007
Because a tiny bit of my inside wear accidentaly showed.
S L
U T
He mouthed the letters.
Is that also what girls call boys who flash? I wanted to know laughing a few minutes later at a glimplse of a pair of blue chaddis that had a boy inside them.
Aaagghh, he screamed like a girl.
And shut up after that.
:)
Category: Flash Gordon
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Monday, June 18, 2007
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Hands stuck out in front of them, palm side down, to compare.
The four and a half year old who's a little bit white says, 'My hand is fairer than yours.'
The three year old looking down at her own hand which she has to admit, is in comparison a little bit blacker, quickly turns her hand, palm side up and says, 'MY hand is fairer than yours.'
:)
Category: Baby us
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Irritation
The presumption of tears could have meant anything
It was the setting of a jaw
The folding of arms
The holding in
The closing out
The elevator
The stairs
The floor
The man that stared slightly longer than was appropriate.
It was many things
But it wasn't irritation
Category: Fiction
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
'I wouldn't go out with someone like your boyfriend.' I rubberbanded back without stopping to think.
Seeing her slightly taken aback face, I softened a bit and made my excuses.
It was only much later, in a different, unrelated conversation that I understood why she had said that about him.
It made me like her imperceptibly less, know her imperceptibly more.
-at
Me- No. Gotosleep.
Boy-...
(half a minute later)
Boy- Are you sure?
Background:
I found it awkward to ask somebody to pray for someone that they didn't know.
So in my head I said to the boy who was falling asleep. 'Pray for my friend's Father.'
I swear to God, I didn't open my mouth.
As soon as the thought is done the boy, startled turns towards me.
'What?' I ask him.
'Did you say something to me?' he wants to know.
I pause.
'I did, but not aloud. I said it in my head. Why? What did you hear?'
'I heard, 'Pray for my..' and then I turned to hear the rest only you were quiet.'
Of course we both go Fu......ck, this is so weird. You're serious?? I'm serious!!, etc.
Then I say. 'Ok, now gotosleep.'
And that we'll presume, is all.
Category 1: Super
Category 2: Unnatural
Monday, June 04, 2007
The heat was sweltering that afternoon and the inspector was not in a mood to let things pass. He looked fairly relaxed (bordering bored) as he leant back on his wooden chair, under the fan, in his little room at the station, which had recently been renovated by Tantri the Mantri to look more like a (melting) chocolate cake.
And he obviously had plenty of time on his hands. "But what's wrong with it? Why can't it make calls?" "Because it doesn't have currency". A hint of impatience from the good inspector, "Why doesn't it have currency? You broke?" "No I'm not broke, I purposely don't put currency in it because I hate cell phones". Inspector Kaizar thought about that for a second before pronouncing judgement. He was not a hasty man. "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. What do you do if you're in sticky spot and you need to make a call?". "I borrow a phone. Please... can I borrow your phone?" Inspector Kaizar sighed and handed him his phone. Abhi muttered a thank you and called George immediately.
"Hey Abhi what's up?"
"How'd you know it was me?"
"It usually is when I don't recognise the number. What's up?"
"Nothing ra, I got arrested"
"Stealing mangoes again?"
"Ya ra, can you come help?"
"I'll be there in 10 minutes. The chocolate cake on 5th cross right?"
"Yup"
One hour later the mess was cleaned up and Abhi and George were making their way out of the building. "By the way inspector", Abhi told him, "If you're planning to come and shut down Maya on Thursday night, come a little early and catch the show, you'll see one more reason I still have this mobile phone..."
Lounge Piranha LIVE at Maya - 3rd floor, The Bombay Store, M.G. Road
Thursday, 7th June, 8.45pm onwards
Hundred bucks entry at the door. Mobile jam inside.
and also tring tring tring tring tring... (new song alert!)
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Sunday, June 03, 2007
Monday, May 28, 2007
Rain
Me: Yeah
Andrew Kelly: Great.
Scrabulous
Me: How droll
Hoover's taking effect
Andrew Kelly: Huh? - Scrabulous Kiran, it's a scrabble website where you play online.
Me: Oh
He he
Ok
Now how was I supposed to know that?
Andrew Kelly: Well I thought you were psychic.
Me: I make it rain somethimes
Andrew: My bad
Me: That's the extent of my super power
Andrew Kelly: Nice, I could use some rain here, does sometimes warrant now?
Me: If I talk about it it doesn't seem to work
Bummer no?
Andrew Kelly: Thats convient. :)
Me: Yeah
Andrew Kelly: It's like the man who goes invisible only when no ones looking at him
Me: But also inconvenient
Especially if you want to show off that you made it rain
Andrew Kelly: Bummer then.
[A little while later]
Joanne Ninan: It's raining it's pouring
Joanne Ninan: :P
Pouring here
Me: Yay
Joanne Ninan: Should cool things down a bit
[Parallel conversation]
Me: Hey Andrew
Andrew Kelly: Yeah?
Me: Look outside your window
What's it look like?
(:
Category 1: Unbelief
Category 2: Rainmaking
Category 3: Super powers
Category 4: Fabulous Scrabble
Category 5: Use of funny sounding words (droll)
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Monday, May 21, 2007
Hail Mary, Holy Mary
- I wonder if those flowers are real
Holy Mary mother of God
- I wonder if she cares if they are
Hail Mary, Holy Mary
-Hail Mary, Holey Mary?
Location: In front of the shrine to Mary, in St. Mary's Church
Category: Praying
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Nearly
More money, it's offered.
How happy it makes everyone.
Ignoring it was never hard. It's people that were always harder.
It makes me nearly want to cry.
Mood: Uneven
Monday, May 14, 2007
-Shoot.
-Do you know what good comes out of?
-You tell me.
-Out of bad, that's what.
-Because you can't make it
out of anything else.
-Did you know that?
-No, l didn't.
-There's another question
I'd like to ask you.
-You say there's only bad
to start with...
...and the good must come from the bad.
-Who's to determine
what's good and what's bad?
-You?
-Why not?
-How?
-Why, that's easy.
-Make it up as you go along.
(All the King's Men)
Hungry cat.
I stop to feed it with our left over food.
The two other aunties whom I'm with, who had walked on ahead, initially oblivious; stop.
'Don't.' says the first, disapprovingly.
'God feeds the animals.' says the other persuasively, from her depth of biblical wisdom.
'Well God sure as hell DIDN'T feed this one.' I shout. It's stomach is noticibly caved in from hunger.
Fed it anyway.
Sunday, May 13, 2007
'Don't take this the wrong way.' A slightly embarrassed smile.
'What?' I look at her questioningly.
She goes on to give me an education on teen age boys and how they're going through 'hormonal' changes.
And me being the closest in age to her teen age son, could I discretely distance myself from the boy.
Er..
'Have you said anything to the boy?' I ask.
'No.'
'Because he's at that age and he'll take it the wrong way?'
'Yes.'
'Alright.' I say, wondering how I'm going to explain this distance thing to a boy who's grown attached to me because I listen to his stories about all the girls he likes and all the things he did with his friends and all the boys he's hit,wanted to and going to. That and I let him scam money, chocolate milk and nesquick from me now and again.
How to manage him and his mother.
So in the evening, the boy and I, we're lying down on our backs on the floor under the fan talking and I say 'Listen, I can't hang with you anymore.'
'What?? Why?'
'Can't tell you.' I smile at him.
'You're messing with me.'- He.
'Not.'- Me.
'I swear, if you are, I'll pound you.' He threatens.
'Not.' I say again.
'Tell me then.' He cajoles.
So I explain, that it doesn't affect me in any way, but he's going to be terribly embarrased.
He wants me to tell him anyway.
So I say. 'Alright, all the aunties think you have a crush on me. Ha ha :)'
'What?!!' He disclaims. 'You?!! You do know that even if you were the last girl on Earth, etc, etc.'
'Got it.' I say. (last girl on Earth, it seems) So from now on a couple of feet distance good?'
'Good.' He agrees.
And that everybody, is that.
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
The first lady left her husband, the second lady's husband left her, the third lady is in between deciding whether to leave or not leave her husband and is, in the meantime camping at our place, the fourth is waiting impatiently for a husband to marry and then;
there's me.
Current living situation: Crowded
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Sunday, May 06, 2007
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Pissed
While he taught, children would sometimes just get up and run out in the middle of class.
On asking one child where she was off to, she said,'I want to piss.'
So he explained to the class, that before they leave, they must excuse themselves, ask permission and then leave.
They agreed and continued with class.
A little while later another girl puts her hand up.
'Excuse me,' she says.
'I want to piss.'
And runs out of class.
:)
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Twisted Tales
Sister Pat said that they had found a place where they could hear voices coming from the centre of the earth. They assume that place might be hell.
Circulated version
Sister Pat went to hell.
Category: Humour
Taken from: www.notesinmypocket.blogspot.com
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Lounge Piranha- Gold
Lounge Piranha LIVE in concert.
at Maya, 3rd Floor, The Bombay Store, M.G. Road
on Friday, 20th April 2007, 8.30pm onwards
100 bucks entry at the door. Full fun inside.
- LP
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Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Letter
E,
Sometimes I want a period of time to stand still. You know, the time when we had enough and didn't want more, at least for then. To stand still; not for forever but for a while longer.
But then, growing older and living has never been so anticipated. There's so much to look forward to.The isolation though. Sometimes I wonder about that.
People say I talk in my sleep at night and remark on it. I think it's because there's no one for me to talk to during the day. At least no one that I'd want to. But I adapt. I'm human aren't I? And I suppose it would be easy to think, come back, if I'm so miserable here. But the horrid truth is that I'm not.
I'm just a little on the right side of in between.
I'll see you soon. And it'll be lovely.
K
Letter type: Unposted
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
:)
He says:
---
Today morning started funny.
In my company if you reach work after 10
one auto email comes asking why and you have to put some reason which your manager may or may not approve.
My manager's super cool though, he always approves.
He came in and told me to take a look at some of my excuses for coming late (its all in a database)
10:01
reason: woke up one minute late
10:05
reason: traffic situations
10:03
bike took 3 minutes to start
10:12
6 minutes was because of traffic and 6 minutes was because I left home late
hahahaha
Category: Creative Awards nominee?
'Is that so?' I asked looking at her. Her 'A' Grade jaw holding my attention for a moment and noticing, really, how perfect it was.
'I kind of liked crooked teeth myself', I said quietly before turning away.
Category: Crooked teeth
Monday, April 09, 2007
I bunked
Good Friday
Holy Saturday
AND
Easter Sunday
Church
Although on Easter Sunday,I did go very near church. I don't know if that counts.
Category:How NOT to get to Roman Catholic heaven
Sunday, April 08, 2007
Um Al Quwain-The weekend
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Sunday, April 01, 2007
She holds my chin between her thumb and fore finger and asks, 'Very?'
'Very, what?' I look at her.
'Very nice?' she says, encouraging a verdict on her cooking.
'Nallarke' *, I smile up at her. Making the best use ever of that word I learned half a minute ago.
Category: Language, barrier breaking, knowing what's important
*Nallarke[in Tamil]=Sakkath[in Kannada]=Superb[in English],like that.
Thursday, March 29, 2007
'No'. She said and looked at me warily, matter of factly.
'What then?' I asked.
She insisted I'd laugh.
I promised I wouldn't.
'A teacher'.She said.
For Sarah Bridget Decunha Menezes, the little girl who doesn't want to to get married 'Because', she says, with a shrug and sigh, 'it's useless'.
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Lounge P, at your service
rewind.
Rohan was kneeling before Sunil, head bowed low, and offering his thumb as guru dakshina. Moments ago Sunil had demanded it and in the flash of an eye, Rohan had cut it off and offered it without hesitation. Sunil was impressed. He pocketed the thumb and turned around, "Come on band, let's rehearse", he said to the rest of a very shocked Lounge Piranha. And bereft of his primary source of strength - his thumb-ring, Rohan was apprehended by the king's men who were finally able to do what they'd want to do for years - incarcerate Rohinton. After rehearsal, riding home late at night, Sunil decided not to take a thumb home to his family and instead casually chucked it into a nearby lake. And there at the bottom of that lake the thumb-ring lay for years, nay centuries, waiting to possess the next one who wore it, calling out to master Rohinton, who'd wake up in a cold sweat in his cold cell knowing it was somewhere closeby but unable to escape from the security guards who didn't even let him use his cell phone. One day a little troublemaker called College found the ring and put it on, and under its influence he slowly grew into a huge insane monster called Exams. Rohan knew he was in deep trouble and began meditating in his prison cell preparing for the inevitable encounter with his destiny. And so while Exams wreaked havoc in young minds all over the city, Rohan taught himself to levitate and survive without air for 3 days and without food for 3 hours. Exams it was, that made the first move. Burst into the high security prison like a bulldozer gone cuckoo, ate all the electric fences, spat its deadly venom at the security guards, ripped out the iron gates which imprisoned Rohan and confronted him. "You lousy earthling! Kneel before me if you know what's good for you!"
Rohan kneels before the monster. He feels no fear. Just a heightened sense of anticipation. The monster laughs thunderously. Suddenly the bell rings and in a flash Rohan levitates high into the air and cuts off the monster's hand which wears the ring. A horrible inhuman wail pierces the air as the monster falls to the ground dead and defeated. Rohan picks up his ring. He feels no joy as he puts it back on after centuries. Just a heightened sense of reality as he looks around and sees the world as it really is. He picks up his phone and make a call, "Hey mister Abhi, this is Rohan. What time are we jamming?..."
What is? Lounge Piranha LIVE at Maya
When is? Friday, 30th March 2007, 8.30 pm onwards
Where is? Maya, 3rd floor, The Bombay Store, M.G. Rd
How is? 100 bucks entry at the door
Why is? Cos Rohan's killed his exams, is done with college, and we are ready for take-off...
Yours sincerely,
Piranha
... and www.loungepiranha.com for one cup sykosis...
... and www.myspace.com/loungepiranhamusic for one plate music
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Monday, March 19, 2007
Sunday, March 18, 2007
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Monday, March 12, 2007
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Thursday, March 08, 2007
Another one
sleeping*
Kiran: No.
[Pause]
Not if they didn't know.
Monday, March 05, 2007
Thorn Tree
Jaan Baag, Pakistani goatherd, high point of the trip for me
Baby goat
He lives at the top of that rock. He ran up the rock like a ghost in the night
That's the gun I carry around to scare people off with when my scary big eyes look doesnt' work
That's me pilfering chai at the entrance of his house
-Wadi Bih, Oman
Sunday, March 04, 2007
Thursday, March 01, 2007
Monday, February 26, 2007
Thursday, February 22, 2007
'Remember',
'From dust you came,unto dust you will return'.
Happy Ash Wednesday everybody.
:)
Category: Dusty
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Monday, February 19, 2007
Superhero
Law: Ta da!
Kan: I'm not a rabbit that appeared out of a hat
.
You can't say ta da
What you can say is
Tn tna naaaa
Because I'm a super hero.
:)
Law:Thoo
Sunday, February 18, 2007
In reply to 'Was it Sin-Valley?'
Each person is ultimately responsible for what they do... the place, irrelavent.
:) I'm chumma belting.
The place was beautiful.. saw a shooting star and everything :)
[For Katherine 'Rani' George, for a Temple town on a beach, for a million years ago]
Category: Remembering
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Starry eyed surprise
A bit later Lounge Piranha finishes soundcheck and customers are starting to roll in. Mervin who's at the door wants to take a cigarette break. "Abhi can you hang out here and collect hundred bucks from anyone who wants to enter?". "Sure man". And so Abhi beomes the temporary door man...
Gautam walks up from the stairs outside and heads for the door. "Hundred bucks entry tonight sir, Lounge Piranha and Maximum Pudding are playing live", says Abhi politely stepping between Gautam and the door. "What the hell's wrong with you man? I own this place!", Gautam thunders. "Hundred bucks sir", Abhi persists sticking to his guns. "Abhi get out of my way", Gautam warns. "Hundred bucks Gautam and the oceans themselves will part for you" Abhi says with a smile. A fuse snaps. Somewhere in a distant galaxy a star dies and right here on Earth a new one is born. Explosions and accidents. Gautam steps back, pulls out his sword and with a practised flourish, cuts off his adversary's head...
Wails are piercing the atmosphere. "Gautam are you nuts?", Lord K wants to know, hands on hips, "We're going on in ten minutes and you just beheaded one of our band members". "Look I know it was an over-reaction but he was being unreasonable", Gautam replies, and continues, "Look don't worry about, I never do anything if I can't undo it. We'll just have to give him another head. The next guy who walks in loses his head to Abhi. Cool?". "Um...ok...", says Kamal, not very sure of what's going on anymore. Before any further negotiations can happen, a blue-eyed French dj, comes out of the elevator and starts to head for the door. In a another distant galaxy, another dwarf star implodes into itself, a flash of metal here on Earth, the French dj loses his head and Abhi gets a new one, wakes up like from a dream scratching his new head. "You feeling alright? Ready to play?", Lord K asks, "I think so", Abhi replies and they walk in together to start the show.
And that's why Abhi has colour colour eyes.
What ra? - Double Bill! Maximum Pudding and Lounge Piranha live in concert!
When ra? - Thursday, 15th Feb, 2007. 8pm Maximum Pudding, 9pm Lounge Piranha. come early...
Where ra? - where else? Maya, 3rd flr, Bombay Store, M.G. Road
How ra? - 100 bucks entry at the door
And plus one super good news of the year. Lounge Piranha has won the TFA award (Toto Funds the Arts) for 2007! Do check the website for a more sober report of the events described above.
Yours' forever. - LP
... and www.loungepiranha.com for one cup sykosis...
... and www.myspace.com/loungepiranhamusic for one plate music
Monday, February 12, 2007
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Real life, real love, real people
'Convenient relationships, that's all anybody wants these days. We need boundaries.' His conservative Christian mind frowned a little.
'Is God punishing me for all the times I two and three timed?' The pretty, neither liberal lawyer nor conservative christian, boyfriend cheated upon girl, wondered.
Sunday, February 04, 2007
Thursday, February 01, 2007
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Nirbhara Sundhari
Anyway my mother being no different gave me her gold to wear for Kamal and Tunak's wedding and I lost it.All of it. Yes. Just like that.
So.
I figured it's gold, replaceable,etc. She seemed to think otherwise. She stopped talking to me and trying to get me to eat [they also can't bear to see their daughters skinny, it seems], until the next day when she forgot that she wasn't talking to me and wanted to know if I had eaten and all. Then she suddenly remembered again, that she wasn't talking to me but it was too late.
So.
My Mum is Super.
I wonder if the fact that everytime she started to say something about lost gold and irresponsibility, I would hold my head in my hands and start wailing, 'Twenty years! Next twenty years I'm going to hear about it', had anything to do with it.
Monday, January 29, 2007
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Horn ok please
What?
Seagrams Fuel Bandwagon - Lounge Piranha feat. Sunil Chandy on bass
Where?
Maya, Wednesday, 10th Jan 2007 [Bombay Store, MG Rd]
Hint, Friday, 12th Jan 2007 [Bangalore Central
How?
Print the invitations attached to this email for free entry
Why?
I doesn't know
Horn ok please?
... and www.loungepiranha.com for one cup sykosis...
... and www.myspace.com/loungepiranhamusic for one plate music
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
On chastity
Quoting an Iranian girl, translated to English.
'A girl is not like hole of the toilet. She is something valuable'.