The things people will marry for money.
About me: Pulling a face
Tuesday, October 05, 2010
Monday, October 04, 2010
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
We'll always have that
The ipod.
It's mine. But well, it's with you and yours as well. Sort of.
It's ours, more than either mine or yours I suppose because YOU bought it but then, you gave it to me.
And I wonder if you would have.
Bought it, I mean. If you'd known.
Known that I'd be that way.
I wonder if I'd have taken it if I'd known. That I'd be that way.
I don't think I knew.
I think I knew what was bothering me.
And I must have expected you to fix it.
Magically.
It's pointless. Fixing something that can't be.
I'm glad that we have it. Among other things.
And oh,
You better not have lost it.
I want it back!
Just saying :)
ox
It's mine. But well, it's with you and yours as well. Sort of.
It's ours, more than either mine or yours I suppose because YOU bought it but then, you gave it to me.
And I wonder if you would have.
Bought it, I mean. If you'd known.
Known that I'd be that way.
I wonder if I'd have taken it if I'd known. That I'd be that way.
I don't think I knew.
I think I knew what was bothering me.
And I must have expected you to fix it.
Magically.
It's pointless. Fixing something that can't be.
I'm glad that we have it. Among other things.
And oh,
You better not have lost it.
I want it back!
Just saying :)
ox
32 Years
'32 years'. My Dad says. 'I need a drink'.
'32 years'. My Dad tells my Mom. 'I think you should have one too'.
Category 1: Marriage
Category 2: Alcoholism
'32 years'. My Dad tells my Mom. 'I think you should have one too'.
Category 1: Marriage
Category 2: Alcoholism
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Friday, September 24, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Friday, September 17, 2010
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Tuesday, September 07, 2010
Monday, September 06, 2010
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Friday, August 20, 2010
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Your house had a particular smell. Slightly damp? Or maybe the sheets on the bed weren't changed too often. I don't know.
I caught a whiff of that today. It brought back the feeling of a memory.
The feeling of being suspended.
But not in a good way.
Maybe it wasn't suspension. Maybe it was more the feeling of being mid air. And it's awesome to be mid air like that.
Except
You're tied up.
And there's nothing awesome about being tied up.
Category: Awful
I caught a whiff of that today. It brought back the feeling of a memory.
The feeling of being suspended.
But not in a good way.
Maybe it wasn't suspension. Maybe it was more the feeling of being mid air. And it's awesome to be mid air like that.
Except
You're tied up.
And there's nothing awesome about being tied up.
Category: Awful
Monday, August 16, 2010
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Friday, August 13, 2010
Me in my shorts and 3 year old Megan in one of my tops that she's turned into a short halter dress for herself. She looks at me with a happiness that could only result from the certain knowledge that you're part of a very select setup. Pointing at my bare legs and then hers (we're a conservative race), almost conspiratorially, with a smile on her face she says,
"We're both shame (meaning 'same' minus the baby lisp)."
:)
Category 1: Megan
Category 2: ♥
Category 3: Hero worship
Category 4: Irony
"We're both shame (meaning 'same' minus the baby lisp)."
:)
Category 1: Megan
Category 2: ♥
Category 3: Hero worship
Category 4: Irony
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Monday, August 09, 2010
Friday, August 06, 2010
Thursday, August 05, 2010
Wednesday, August 04, 2010
Tuesday, August 03, 2010
Monday, August 02, 2010
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
My friend Kat decides to make me up. Hair, make up, the works.
Looking pretty takes effort!
Face wash, massage your face, not so rough! pat your face dry, don't wipe it like that! sun block, kajal, mascara, eyelash curler! powder, powdered on lightly with a brush, blush, lipstick, nail polish, loose side plait.

I leave her place to go home and I'm waiting for an auto outside.
Half a minute later I'm messaging her.
Message 1: 'Kat, I think I look like a hooker.'
Message 2: 'Everybody's staring at me!'
Message 3: 'On the plus side, I'm getting autos fast :)'
Category: Prostitute pink nailpolish
Looking pretty takes effort!
Face wash, massage your face, not so rough! pat your face dry, don't wipe it like that! sun block, kajal, mascara, eyelash curler! powder, powdered on lightly with a brush, blush, lipstick, nail polish, loose side plait.

I leave her place to go home and I'm waiting for an auto outside.
Half a minute later I'm messaging her.
Message 1: 'Kat, I think I look like a hooker.'
Message 2: 'Everybody's staring at me!'
Message 3: 'On the plus side, I'm getting autos fast :)'
Category: Prostitute pink nailpolish
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Friday, July 23, 2010
Note to self
Note 1: Take Prostitute Pink nail polish off toes
Note 2: Don't let anyone do that to your feet again. Ever.
Note 2: Don't let anyone do that to your feet again. Ever.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Thursday, July 08, 2010
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
In 1992, James May was fired from his job for putting a secret message in an issue of Autocar Magazine - http://bit.ly/99Yevd
Courtesy: www.pispeak.blogspot.com
Courtesy: www.pispeak.blogspot.com
Monday, July 05, 2010
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Monday, June 21, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
The maid didn't come in yesterday
My mother grumbling about no end leaves with my father on some work
A while later the bell rings. It's none other than our one and only Selvy. For those who haven't figured it out, the maid.
"Why so late?" I want to know. Trying to explain to her that it throws everybody off course if she doesn't turn up.
"Pepsi bottle ma, [Tamil, tamil, tamil, which I don't understand] Pepsi."
"Huh?" (that's me trying to figure out what Pepsi has to do with her being late)
I finally get the story from her. Below:
Selvy per usual is needling her husband saying "Drunkard, drunkard, you're nothing but a drunkard."
Her husband says "Here Selvy have some Pepsi. I insist."
Selvy quite happy at the prospect of this treat, gulps it down.
Little does she know that the Pepsi has been laced and quite heavily with BRANDY, if you please.
So drunk Selvy couldn't get up in the morning.
And THAT everybody is why she came in late to work.
Has to be the funniest thing I heard all day.
I think she deserves a category all for her self.
Category: Selvy
My mother grumbling about no end leaves with my father on some work
A while later the bell rings. It's none other than our one and only Selvy. For those who haven't figured it out, the maid.
"Why so late?" I want to know. Trying to explain to her that it throws everybody off course if she doesn't turn up.
"Pepsi bottle ma, [Tamil, tamil, tamil, which I don't understand] Pepsi."
"Huh?" (that's me trying to figure out what Pepsi has to do with her being late)
I finally get the story from her. Below:
Selvy per usual is needling her husband saying "Drunkard, drunkard, you're nothing but a drunkard."
Her husband says "Here Selvy have some Pepsi. I insist."
Selvy quite happy at the prospect of this treat, gulps it down.
Little does she know that the Pepsi has been laced and quite heavily with BRANDY, if you please.
So drunk Selvy couldn't get up in the morning.
And THAT everybody is why she came in late to work.
Has to be the funniest thing I heard all day.
I think she deserves a category all for her self.
Category: Selvy
Monday, June 14, 2010
Shape shifter
I own a shape shifter.
Whom I love.
Could I keep this one?
As a friend? As a pet? As himself?
Category 1: Shape shifting
Category 2: ♥
100809
Whom I love.
Could I keep this one?
As a friend? As a pet? As himself?
Category 1: Shape shifting
Category 2: ♥
100809
Tuesday, June 08, 2010
Monday, June 07, 2010
Sunday, June 06, 2010
Thursday, June 03, 2010
Monday, May 31, 2010
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Monday, May 24, 2010
Monday, May 17, 2010
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