Saturday, January 26, 2008
Home
Laura- Dadda where do you get kites in Cox Town?
Dadda- Tights? Go to that Crocodile shop. Why do you want tights?
Laura- Not tights Dadda, kites.
Dadda- You don't get kites anymore. It's not kite season.
Mamma- Why do you want tights?
Dadda- Put two broomsticks across your chaddis and make your own kite.
Kiran- I used to make my own kites. I think Rafi taught me.
Laura- Chee Dadda, don't be dirty. *Laugh laugh laugh*
Kiran- What did Dadda say?
Laura- He said put two broomsticks across your chaddis and make your own kite.
Kiran- Chee *Laugh laugh laugh*
Laura- See? You're laughing too!
-Home
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Happy Birthday boys and girls
-White pants (which don't look like Elvis pants)
-Green fake silk curtains (4 nos)
-Himalaya drug company kajal
-The box that never came
That's all.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Monday, January 14, 2008
Late; never

Lord K stood hands-crossed, eyes-scrutinizing, (or was it eyes-crossed, hands-scrutinizing?) over the construction mess in Dwarka. Once this magnificent palace was built the rest would be easy. Where was he at this time last year he wondered to himself with a smile. His pager beeped.
Back in Hastinapur, the Pandavas were now back in control. With the evil Karuravas defeated and decimated, and their shared trophy wife's honour redeemed, all was where it should have always been. The mood was generally lax, almost to a point where the bloodshed they were so happy to leave behind 2 years ago would now be a welcome distraction from their everyday... from their everyday... from their every same day.... Arjuna sat around dreaming about a princess he'd met in Manipur a few years ago. Where was his bow and his quiver of arrows? Was he a warriror or a god-damn day dreamer? Ah yes, he remembered, Dr. Evil had it. Where was Dr. Evil these days? His pager beeped.
In fact at that moment Dr. Evil was hurling abuse and invective at Megatron who was tearing off the San Francisco Bay Bridge and hurling it at Absent who was in his spaceship zooming over Dr. Evil and dropping neutron bombs everywhere. Their cell phones went off at the same moment.
All of them had the same message from Gonzo Garbanzo.
Sunday, Jan 13th
Lounge Piranha LIVE and raucous
at Maya (3rd Floor, Bombay Store bldg, MG road)
It's back to roots and time to regroup! Happy New Year Fools!
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... and www.myspace.com/loungepiranhamusic for one plate music
Monday, January 07, 2008
Sunday, January 06, 2008
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Friday, December 14, 2007
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Sunday, December 09, 2007
Saturday, December 08, 2007
Friday, December 07, 2007
Thursday, December 06, 2007

On that sunshiny Monday he created work. On Tuesday he created daydreams. On Wednesday he created music. On Thursday he created fish curry and rice. And Thursday nights, he declared, were live music nights (he was particularly proud of that one). On Friday he created the stars, the planets, the galaxies, the sun, the moon, the earth, animals, plants, human beings and civilizations. By Saturday there was smoke coming out of Earth, bombs being dropped, and general mayhem. He ignored it and created Saturday night fever, which later went on to become a blockbuster. On Sunday, he leaned back in his chair and created relaxation. As he looked back on his brilliant week, the noises from Earth were becoming louder and louder until all of a sudden he heard the sickening sound of his door being hacked at. As it came crashing down a couple of human soldiers moved aside and to make way for two pigs in suits and ties who walked in like they owned the place. "Take him away", said one pig in a quiet voice. "Who are you?", God asked. "We're the new management", replied the pig, "this is the people's revolution", "and you my friend, are history", he finished with a flourish. "What people?", God demanded, "I just created you guys day before yesterday!", he thundered. "Take it easy", the pig replied, "we created discontent on our own yesterday since you forgot to do it yourself. We want some changes and we shall have them now that we're in charge". "What kind of changes?", God wanted to know. "Well first of all, no music on Thursday nights. Secondly, Sunday shall now be a working day....", "Wait wait wait", said God, "So when do you want to have music night then?", he asked. The pig thought for a few seconds, "Let's do it on Sundays. Look don't worry too much about it, you'll have plenty of time to watch and learn how to run a universe from where we're going to put you. Soldier! Take him away..."
Lounge Piranha, LIVE at Maya (3rd flr, Bombay Store, MG Rd), Sunday 9th December 2007 - entry Rs 150
& also
LIVE at Bangalore Habba, Palace Grounds, tonight Thursday 6th December 2007 - free entry?
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Monday, December 03, 2007
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Interpreter
It might have been a forest. It's green, the ground. Undergrowth.
In front of me on my left a snake is moving, very fast, almost as if it's flying. On it's right, a cat, moving at the same pace. Both black. I'm behind them also moving fast.
A voice tells me to stay very still and I'm almost awake, unmoving; so that the tiger that's sniffing at my feet doesn't realize I'm alive. Doesn't kill me.
Category: Dreams
Wanted: Interpreter
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Sarah and Elizabeth
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Lecture
Kamal: Smoking?
Me: Someone is
Kamal: Hmm
Me: I could smell it
Kamal: Don't get into that trip ok?
Me: ..
Ok
Any other trip?
Ok?
Kamal: Depends
Heroine
Cocaine
No
Ok?
Me: Hampi, Manali
Yes?
Kamal: Ah
Super
Yes yes
Of cource
Me: What about marijuana?
Kamal: Why?
Me: Or hashish
Because easily available in Manali?
Grows by the wayside?
Kamal: I see
Lots of kaka on road - you eat?
Me: ..
No
Kamal: Same
Me: Ok
.
Kamal: :-)
Lesson learned: One big college lecturer this Kamal is
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
List: Things to do
-Compliance
-Contemplate becoming quasi Hindu and/ or start my own religious group
-Learn how to say 'So What?' in Hindi
-Finish breakfast
-Buy snow boots
Monday, October 01, 2007
Manali
Source: Wikipedia
Mood: Slightly disappointed
(Excuse me, we're probably going to Manali instead of Nepal. Pack your snow boots.)
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Temple Town
I imagined it would be like this.
Stone and cool against my skin
And that the world would stop.
I've wanted that for a while now
And also to go to a temple town.
Category: Carousel
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Wanted
b)Jello shot maker teacher
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Cricket
I don't know who's funnier to watch during a cricket match.
Richard (Sister's Husband), Mamma (Mamma) or Megan (Sister's Baby)
Dadda of course will be peacefully snoring through the whole thing.
Richard will yell and scream every time someone gets out.
Mama will sit and do her jadoo mantras and put the cross on the tv and say things like my toe to you Pakistan, come on Sreeshanti use your third eye!
And Megan will look at Richard and Mama and yell along without any idea of what's going on.
:-)
Category: Home store
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Ya Vas Lyubil
V dushe moei ugasla ne sovsem;
No pust' ona vas bol'she ne trevozhit;
Ya ne hochu pechalit' vas nichem.
Ya vas lyubil bezmolvno, beznadezhno,
To robost'yu, to revnost'yu tomim;
Ya vas lyubil tak iskrenno, tak nezhno,
Kak dai vam bog lyubimoi byt' drugim.
I loved you; even now I may confess,
Some embers of my love their fire retain;
But do not let it cause you more distress,
I do not want to sadden you again.
Hopeless and tonguetied, yet I loved you dearly
With pangs the jealous and the timid know;
So tenderly I loved you, so sincerely,
I pray God grant another love you so.
Alexander Pushkin (1829)
Monday, September 17, 2007
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Wiley Coyote
SO,
I've started buying only pink slippers.
He he he
Category: Wiley Coyote
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Boss
And he came straight and gave it to me, ignoring the Managing Director entirely.
:-)
Category: Humour
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Sunday, September 09, 2007
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Worthy Opponents
Meanwhile Lord K was starting to enjoy himself, "The topic for today's debate..", the megaphone blasted, "should these pathetic losers be spared? Or not? I am of the opinion..." Ulysses realised the gravity of the situation. "Lord K", he implored, "Don't be so hasty, my men had no idea, let's talk about this..". "Worthy opponent", Lord K shouted into the megaphone which was one inch away from Ulysses' face. "is it your opinion that these men should be spared?". Ulysses answered, "Er.. yes..but...", Lord K, turned his back to him addressing a captive audience which had suddenly appeared on the beach, "Respected judges, my worthy opponent feels that these men should be spared..."
All at once Captain Green and Doctor Doom swooped down on the scene, "What's the problem Lord K?". "The problem my dear friends", said Lord K still speaking into the megaphone, "is that these men, in their hurry to reach Ithaca where Penelope awaits their arrival, have forgotten about the hand that feeds them". Ulysses little confoos now. "and so I decided to remind them about a little thing called maya", he said pointing towards the sea where Venus was rising from the foam projecting lotuses onto the land, and suddenly the images changed and there was a woman washing clothes, and they changed again and bats were flying into the night sky, and Ulysses understood now what his duty was.Thursday, 6th September, 9pm LP LIVE at Maya (Bombay Store, MG Rd), 150 bucks entry
Thursday, 13th September, 9pm, LP and Penelope Spencer, LIVE at The Sheraton, Jaipur
Friday, 14th September, 9pm, LP and Penelope Spencer, LIVE at Mirage, Crowne Plaza, New Delhi
(www.myspace.com/penelopespencer)
And one more announcement: Shatrix! released...George has gone bananas. Do check the website for the release of the new Piranha comic...
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Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Season
A time to be born, and a time to die;
a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
A time to kill, and a time to heal;
a time to break down, and a time to build up;
A time to weep, and a time to laugh;
a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together;
a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
A time to get, and a time to lose;
a time to keep, and a time to cast away;
A time to rend, and a time to sew;
a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
A time to love, and a time to hate;
a time of war, and a time of peace.
Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
'Another girl?' (smile)
'Yes. But it's not that.'
She's really nice, you know. And she has a MUSTANG!! I'm in love with her!
But...
(shamefaced)
...She's white. I don't know how I could like a white chick. Gahhh! (Makes a horrible face)'
So I explain to the boy, that white people are humans too and they can't help being where they're from and that if they're nice and fun to be with and own super cars, it's alright to like them.
I think we're starting to have too much self pride.
Category: Self pride
Thursday, August 09, 2007
In opposition to your statement the other day, I would like to state that I am as sidey as I think I am.
Below is a list of proof of the fact.
To begin:
- I learned one sidey dance step from Govinda movie.
-I say oosjhu.
-And I have one flag of Great Britain banyan vest. (Ok, I don't, but I can always get one)
See??
Yours respectfully,
.
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Monday, August 06, 2007
What's the good word?
He left, making his way to the local pub for some rum and some food and company. He sat sipping his rum and watching her. She seemed so familiar. And then suddenly, he doubled over with pain. He couldn't tell what had hit him. When he opened his eyes he saw her leaning over him a look of mild concern on her face. 'Come with me', she whispered. 'Quickly'.
Too disoriented to think clearly he struggled up and holding on to her, they made their way out into the street. 'I'm going to give you a clue', she said to him.
'What?' he looked confused.
'What's the good word for, Deadly sins, Dwarves, Brides&Brothers ?', she asked, ignoring his confusion. ' Think.' She said. 'You could be our one chance at winning this round'.
'Listen lady, he said. 'I don't know what you're talking about. I don't think I care. The only thing I want right now is a hot bath and a bed and a woman. Interested?'
'I'm sorry .'he said, almost immediately contrite. 'I didn't mean to sound that way. I think I'd better just go home.'
'It's too late for that.' He was politely informed. 'Your answer , if you answer correctly is the only thing that can save us now.
It's the key to WHAT."
'What?' Sir Kamal asked again, even more confused.
'WHEN, WHERE and WHY can come later.' the lady continued, ignoring him some more.
'Here, this might help', she then said, handing him a glass of hot toddy. 'It's been known to help people think clearly.'
Sir Kamal tentatively takes a sip.
The number 7 slowly forms in his mind. Deadly sins? He wonders.
Snowhite and the 7 dwarves? Enlightenment dawns.
7 Brides for 7 Brothers! he shouts out aloud. Full excitement.
777 he loudly proclaims.
The word? - 777
The when?- 6th July 2007
The where?- Maya, 3rd Floor, Bombay Stores, M.G. Road
The why?- Because we like him
I always get the feeling they're taught, they learn, to love certain things.
As if it were an unsaid prerequisite, to be a part of the set, that world.
So easy.
Pulp Fiction for the boys, Amelie for the girls, Heart of Darkness anyone? Didn't you fall in love with The Little Prince?
So many more I could think of.
So easy, lemon squeasy.
:)
Sunday, August 05, 2007
If there were no Marthas all the Marys in the world would starve to death.
Courtesy: www.notesinmypocket.blogspot.com
Category: :) Funny
Freedom Jam
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Wednesday, August 01, 2007
The chicken is leaning against the headboard, a satisfied smile on its
face.
The egg, looking a bit irritated, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
Category1: One of the three dirty jokes I know :)
Category2: Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Nepal
Source: Wikitravel
Mood: Anticipatory
:)
Maya
She was in control of her emotions until the nadaswaram player started blowing his horn. He was controlling the cow. The cow was being told to destroy everything. And how the cow tore down the mansion of success Oprah had laboriously constructed over the years. Even Cartman who'd been a harmless piece of fiction until then was starting a cast a shadow - she watched helplessly as the rudest animated character ever created, began to come to life in her studio. This was history in the making but it was time to put an end to this madness. She stood on one leg and did penance for two thousand years until lord Shiva was forced to grant her an army of 300 of his very best and they came flying down from the heavens towards her studio. Kamal, sensing some potential danger here, sent up the piranha signal into the sky. Three thousand miles away, Rohan (who'd just recently vanquished his worst enemy - the exam monster) was now in a death duel with a new and infinitely more powerful adversary who'd crept up and wrapped her tentacles around him while he wasn't looking - the job monster. Even she had to step aside though, and let him answer the call of the piranha. "I'll be back...", he said sheepishly and sped off towards Kurukshetra. By the time he reached there, Abhi and Electron Rahul had already emailed themselves to Chicago and the battle was already raging.... ... and www.loungepiranha.com for one cup sykosis...
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Wednesday, July 25, 2007
I've found
-an ocean with no waves
-a wall to climb
Category: Super things
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
The Whore
'Late?' my eyes ask. Friendly.
'I drink it in the car.' She tells me.
We smile at each other as we wait for the lift.
In the evening I get into the lift with another woman.
Covered. Smelling strongly.
The curls of her coloured, fake hair sticking out under the cloth of her head cover. An abaya parting at her legs, covers her body.
Sun glasses.
She doesnt' talk.
She enters an appartment.
The same one.
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Scrimmage
*For you. And that t-shirt I still have but never wear :) I miss you.
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Monday, July 09, 2007
Sunday, July 08, 2007
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
Lotus
"Yes... he went to the mountains a few years ago after job quatted, we're still waiting for him to come back", answers Kamal."As long as it takes him, Oprah", said Kamal,
Oprah is an about-to-burst dam. The entire studio audience is an over filled water balloon about to explode.
"Such commitment...", she starts, Kamal cuts her off, "Oprah, haven't you ever heard of side projects? Here take this hanky and console yourself."
"But your side project has become an international super-hit, why don't you call it your main project?", she takes the hanky and cosoles herself. "Such commitment...anyway", she continues, "because your undying devotion, we arranged a little surprise for you. Someone is backstage waiting to reunite with you forever", she says facing the audience with a big smile.
One tear drop starts coming from Kamal's right eye. "Oprah... did you find Geor...?"
Far far away in Himachal Pradesh, in an orchard where no roads reach, a man with a very long beard smiles and switches off the tv in his little cottage. He picks up his papers and felt pens and a basket of lunch and heads towards the door. He remembers when he first came here years ago to finish his graphic novel. He really did think he was going to go back in those days. He hadn't understood the tug of the mountains yet. He walks towards the path he knows so well now. He walks for a few hours, a half smile plastered on his face, he stops to rest under a tree and have some lunch. "Side project...", he murmurs to himself... just then an apple falls on his head.
What is it:
3sevens, (feat. kamal from Lounge Piranha) live at Maya
Who is it:
Kamal, lead guitar, rhythm guitar, lead vocals, side vocals, lyrics, arrangements Rohinton bass, tabla Rahul on tabla
When is it:
6th July - 8 pm onwards
How is it:
hundred bucks at the door, three hundred and seventy seven, seven inside :-)
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Piranha Fry
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Sunday, July 01, 2007
Haunted Hotel
Local rumour has it that the place is haunted and that there's a haunted village nearby too.
It seems that the village is a ghost village. Everything in the village is intact. The houses, the furniture, everything. But the village is empty. As if everybody got up one day and just left.
We'll find out next week.
*Room in the car for holy people, water, crucifixes, all that.
Indefinite, tentative
It means I have lots more money to spend.
Super. :)
So.
Tentative plans.
December:
-Bombay-Bangalore-Coorg-Bangalore-Delhi-Nagaland-Places around Nagaland-Bangalore-Hampi (Andrew? Do you still have Fox's bike?)-Bangalore
That's all.
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Monday, June 25, 2007
Because a tiny bit of my inside wear accidentaly showed.
S L
U T
He mouthed the letters.
Is that also what girls call boys who flash? I wanted to know laughing a few minutes later at a glimplse of a pair of blue chaddis that had a boy inside them.
Aaagghh, he screamed like a girl.
And shut up after that.
:)
Category: Flash Gordon
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Monday, June 18, 2007
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Hands stuck out in front of them, palm side down, to compare.
The four and a half year old who's a little bit white says, 'My hand is fairer than yours.'
The three year old looking down at her own hand which she has to admit, is in comparison a little bit blacker, quickly turns her hand, palm side up and says, 'MY hand is fairer than yours.'
:)
Category: Baby us













