Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Convincing Joanne to go to hell

Me-Let's go to Cubbon Park on Sunday. It'll be fun for the kids
Joe-Yes lets! Oh can't, there's church
Me-Bunk, anyway you're going to hell
Joe- Hell? Me? I'm going to heaven
Me- See, anyway everybody else you know is going to hell. Also, you'll be really bored with all those Mormons. So you bunk church, you'll go to hell, we'll all hang out together there. It'll all be good

She's still unconvinced.




Category: How to get to hell

Definitions:
Joe-my eldest sister aka 'Holy' Joe
Mormons-the only group that got it right (source: Southpark)