'I said which one of them should I kill first.
Not which one of them should I kill. There's a difference'


Category: Motherhood :)

Instructions to the baby

Megan sit with Maya not on her.


Category: Megan Pagan, Maya Papaya

READ ALL ABOUT IT!

The Piranha will debut in Mumbai this weekend! If you're in the city, come off for the show and if you're not, do tell your friends in big bad Bombay about it.. :)

What: Lounge Piranha LIVE in Mumbai as part of the RSJ pubrock fest
Where: Firangi Pani, Fun Republic, Andheri (W), Mumbai
When: Sunday 18th of May, 9.30pm

For those of you on Facebook, the event is at:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=13761208502&ref=mf

and this is Lounge Piranha's Facebook page by the way
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lounge-Piranha/9233968029

and please not forget...
www.loungepiranha.com for one cup sykosis
www.myspace.com/loungepiranhamusic for one spoon noise

Loss

I lost my scissors, a bell from the chain round my waist and a little bit of weight.

Roopa-On Cheating

No baby, I'm not angry.
Now, DRINK YOUR ARSENIC.



:)

Prayer to Saint Jude- Patron Saint of Lost Causes

Most holy apostle, Saint Jude, faithful servant and friend of Jesus, the Church honors and invokes you universally, as the patron of hopeless cases, of things almost despaired of. Pray for me, I am so helpless and alone. Make use I implore you, of that particular privilege given to you, to bring visible and speedy help where help is almost despaired of. Come to my assistance in this great need that I may receive the consolation and help of heaven in all my necessities, tribulations, and sufferings, particularly - (Here make your request) and that I may praise God with you and all the elect forever. I promise, O blessed Saint Jude, to be ever mindful of this great favor, to always honor you as my special and powerful patron, and to gratefully encourage devotion to you.
Amen.


Category: Comfort, repetition, prayer

Slight hope
dangles on a string
Like slow spinning redemption...

-Vindicated,Dashboard Confessionals

Pimpletron started to retrace his path back toward the huge black gates. As he came out of the cellars and into the prison courtyard, he sensed something different. He stopped in his tracks. His spider sense was tingalingaling. The courtyard looked the same but... it came to him in a flash - where were the guards he had knocked out with his flower of somnolence? A cold fear gripped Pimpletron. Before he could react a huge net fell on him from above. He tried to free himself from it but he only got more entangled in the mess. "It's no use Pimpletron", said a pig in an Armani suit stepping out of the shadows, "the more you struggle the more it traps you". "Capitalist swine!", Pimpletron spat towards him. "Better a French capitalist than an English fop", replied the pig with a smile, "Welcome to Paris Pimpernel, we've been expecting you". The guards had come around now and surrounded the prisoner. The pig lit up a cigar, "So you want to destroy us from the inside eh? Well we'll see about that won't we?" He stepped closer to Pimpernel, "Band nights", he said pronouncing the words slowly, "Are on Sundays. Take him away guards!"

Lounge Piranha Maya gig RESCHEDULED to Sunday May 11th 2008, 9pm

and please not forget...
www.loungepiranha.com for one cup sykosis
www.myspace.com/loungepiranhamusic for one spoon noise

"A seal from the leader?", the guard asked incredulously, "Can I see it?". "Yes of course", replied the cripple reaching into his pocket and producing a flower. The guard looked at him askance. "Go on, smell it", the cripple encouraged. Which the guard did and immediately feeling woozy, slumped to the ground unconcious. The cripple moved fast. He took the keys, opened the giant gates of the prison and scurried inside. A series of unconcious guards followed. He was in the most well guarded prison in all of Paris. He hurried through quietly until he found the cellar he was looking for. And there sitting on a lonely wooden bench, looking very very miserable, was God. "Pssst", said the cripple. "What" said God, barely looking up from the floor. This surprised the cripple. "Ahem", he cleared his throat and produced a piece of pad with a sheet on it, he looked at it carefully and then up at the man in the cellar. "I'm looking for a God, G-O-D? Is that you?". "Yes", replied the man in the cellar disinterestedly, "What do you want?". "I'm here to rescue you sir". God looked up with a little more interest and scrutinized the cripple. "You're not really a cripple, who are you?", he asked. "I believe we've never met sir, I'm the Scarlet Pimpletron, very pleased to meet you". God was all action now. "Scarlet Pimpletron?! I've been hearing good things about you man!" "Time is of essence", the Pimpletron whispered, "We need to go now". God thought about this for a moment. "The time for me to take back the universe is not yet ripe. The bourgeois pigs find it difficult to control you humans. We should destroy their structure from the inside. When their little flirtation with power is all but fallen to pieces, I shall step in and take back what is rightfully mine. Until then, with your help I shall direct the anti-revolution revolution from right here in prison". Pimpletron was immediately impressed and nodded his approval. "And when I do get the universe, the world and the seven days of the week back", God continued lowering his voice, "you can have Mondays for yourself. Consider it my reward to you". Pimpletron was delirious, "Very well then. I shall leave now. What is your first edict for overthrowing the pigs?". God went into a trance for a full minute before he came out to answer the question, his lips curving into a half smile."Band night", he said, "Bring it back to Thursday where it belongs".

Lounge Piranha LIVE and raucous at Maya!
(Maya is on the 3rd Floor of the Bombay Store building on M.G. Rd)
Thursday, 8th May, 2008
Entry Rs 150


and please not forget...
www.loungepiranha.com for one cup sykosis
www.myspace.com/loungepiranhamusic for one spoon noise

I'm pretty sure there's a "How to be an arse for Dummies" handbook out there for managers.

Courtesy:www.notesinmypocket.blogspot.com

Mayday, Mayday

Ladies & Gentlemen,

After several weeks, nay months, of relaxation, introspection, beaches & buses, motorcycles & elephants, new material and new songs being worked on, the Piranha is returneth to the blinding lights of the silver stage. One super show happened in Manipal last weekend following which this Sunday will be a gig with ANHAD and next week we will proudly return to Maya with a bunch of new songs.

ANHAD (Act Now for Harmony And Democracy - www.anhadin.net) is a Delhi based organisation who we have supported in the past with a show in Ahmedabad, and we continue to support fully with the show this weekend. It will be an evening of art, theatre, poetry and music celebrating cultural diversity. For those of you who are opposed to the forces of communalism which have permeated into our society, this might be a good opportunity to come show your support for more communal harmony.

Venue: Samsa (outdoor amphitheatre behind Ravindra Kalakshetra, next to the Town Hall)
Date: Sunday 4th May
Schedule: 4pm onwards - artists, painters, designers, photographers create for communal harmony
7pm - The Barracuda Blues Band
8pm - Lounge Piranha


and please not forget...
www.loungepiranha.com for one cup sykosis
www.myspace.com/loungepiranhamusic for one spoon noise