Saturday, May 02, 2009

Love

'Oh shatter!' exclaims Sir Rohington.
Looks like we've got a war on our hands.
(passes the pipe)
Lord K takes a drag.
(passes it back)
'What's the matter?' inquires Lord K.
'I broke the love platter.' Sir Rohington looks disparingly at the pieces and also the crowd gathering around, intent on war.
'No worries.' Says Lord K, putting on a fake Scottish accent for the amassing crowds. 'All we have to do is HYPNOTISE them.'
'Stare intently at them and say it with me Rohington, my boy.'
"Make love, not war." "Make love, not war."

The crowd one slightly confused moment later takes up the chant.
"Make love, not war." "Make love, not war."

More and more people join in and pretty soon the whole world is thinking this way. All thoughts of war set aside for the time being.

The day is saved.
Lord Kamal is declared hero and saver of the day.
Autograph signing session to be held.

Where?-TBA
When?- after the show
Why?- Chumma. Be there.

:)
Make love not war. On the bed, not on the floor.




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1 comment:

deeps said...

hail love ...
replace gun shots with sweet kiss shots ...