It's ALL your fault

[I was writing this the other day. I know these two SO well]


Yeah YOU. It's all your fault.
Yes LAURA. That's right.
Who asked you to go and get married so young?
Huh?
If you hadn't, then Mamma would be after YOU to get married and not me.
Yeah.

And Marlene. Don't you DARE put ideas in my mother's head. It's not funny. Stop laughing already.
She's got plenty of her own as it is.