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I love my Iranian roomate.
'Are they bitchaes?' she asks in her Iranian accent.
'Huh?'
'Oh, do they sleep around you mean?'
'I suppose they are.'

[laughs]







*Background information:
She left the front door unlocked in the night. Landlady, understandably concerned voiced it.
Super Girl [ie Me] explains concerns to Iranian roomate that is, that girls in flat across form us, it seems, invite male persons of questionable character into house at questionable hours [ie they have been sighted at very late and very early hours entering and leaving appartment in question. The general concensus is that they're whores. [Our building is full of Indian aunties what did you expect?]
Landlady concerned for saftey of four single ladies in house. :-)
The above dialogue ensues.


**Additional information:
Unmarried male and female individuals not allowed to live together in same house in this country. If found doing so or having illicit sex will be put in jail.. or so I've heard. Have read similar reports in newspaper so will assume information is correct.