I'd like my life back.

Megan (Age 6): I'm allergic to rubbish.


Category: Aren't we all?

And another one. And another one.

I have the best mother.

Category: <3 br="">

She talks only to people she truly likes.

I was informed today that people who try to push people down to put themselves up are just smart.
It left a bad taste in my mouth.


Category: There's something wrong with the world

If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend six hours sharpening my axe.
-Abraham Lincoln

Inside the Box

It's so amazing here.

Information I do believe, is money.

The pleasure in keeping my mind alive.
The pleasure in learning.

We all have our crosses to bear.
Mine has big bulging eyes.

A sudden spurt of nasty. Again.


Category: Sigh

This is so nice

Courtesy: Lauraspora

I've never wanted or needed to notice anything about anyone before and I suddenly find that I do.
It's disappointing to say the least. To watch people centre their lives around the opinion of one person.
Seriously? What's wrong with everybody.
And yet, the exceptions. And thankfully there are exceptions. They just exceed all expectations.

To the exceptions. To the exceptional.

And if you have to care about anyone's opinion at all, maybe you should care about your own, of yourself.

Category 1: Never fitting in
Category 2: Not even going to try

stalk

Just saying

If you're going to do anything. Anything at all. Make sure you're kicking ass while you're doing it.

Seeing it as you see it. Oh Wow

Category: Google Glass
Courtesy: Sunil Pai as retweeted from Michael Mahemoff

Learning their manners and being helpful

Tama (age 5): When someone says a thank you, someone has to say you're welcome.

To Maya (age 5): What's the magic word?
Maya: Abracadabra!

Megan (age 6) while watching Dora Explorer on TV: We helped them so much Maya and they didn't give us any ice cream.

In repair

An unintentional reference to something that could vaguely pass for a penis is all  it takes to get some people rolling on the floor.

We've got quite a few of those types in the office.


Category: Somebody shoot me please