Deep in the human unconsciousness is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from 'The Sayings of Muad'Dib' by the Princess Irulan

Lounge Piranha

Brendan Fraser was feeling awkward. The three men seated across the table were not amused. "So where exactly were you?", they wanted to know. "Look I had a rough year - it happens to the best of us no? And I just needed to disappear completely..", he stammered. "You have responsibilities here which you neglected, projects left half finished", they countered. "I know I know but I'm back now and I'll take care of it", he tried. "Take care of it?", asked one of the men leaning forward and taking off his sun glasses, "How do you plan to take care of it?". "Look I saw the mountains and I saw the sea, I saw the forests and I felt the glory. I thought about it and I know what I need to do now. Can I have the part?". There was a moment of silence. "You were good in part one, but too expensive for part two, if we cast you in part three how do we know whether you'll be around for part four?", they asked him. "I give you my word. As simple as that. Scouts honour. How's that?" The three men looked at each other and nodded.

So anyway, George is back from the jungle.

Lounge Piranha is alive at Maya.

Sunday, 9th March, 2008, 9pm onwards

Hundred and fifty bucks entry.


and please not forget...
www.loungepiranha.com for one cup sykosis
www.myspace.com/loungepiranhamusic for one spoon noise

My mother told me that anger begets anger
And that I should be kind.





Bekinbekindbekindbekindbekind

When we have, we don't need.

Megan Pagan, Maya Papaya

She wondered how long it would be before she broke under the strain of interest genres and niceties.





Category 1:Corporate
Category 2:Corporate Whore?

All my mind could think of was Solomon.
If anyone could understand that.


Category: Chasing wind

Catch Lord K, live

While surreptitiously taking a U-turn at a NO U-turn turn, Lord K is suddenly accosted by a 'Yain Saar??'
'Me, no Kannada speakings.' Lord K pleads illiteracy in perfectly rubbish English and carries on turning.

In the mean time,Inspector Subra whips out his Inspector cap, straightens his Inspector badge and communicates his Inspector communications to Sub Inspector Mani at the end of the road.

'Baddi magane catch madu.' He growls into his high performance radio transmitter. ' Avanu alive ir bayku.'
Which when loosely translated would mean,
'Catch the bugger. I want him alive.'




Yainu? (What)- 777 (Lord K) live at the Fireflies Festival
Yaawaaga? (When)- 23rd February 6:00pm to 24th February 6:00 am
Yellidhe? (Where)- Fireflies Ashram, Dinnepalya off Kanakapura Road
Yaake? (Why)- Because we like him


777

Me- Mamma, I'll move out and live on my own?
My mother- (Barely looking up from what she's reading)mm ok.



....
that was easier than I expected.

Pagan

Kiran/Megan

When I want to feel content I make a sandwich.
And for a little more contentedness – I add cheese.


Courtesy: http://spazsimchasm.blogspot.com/ (extract)
Funny :)

'Don't run on the grass.' The old man said as the little girl ran around in circles laughing.

'But what's the point of grass if you can't run on it, (or eat it if you're a cow).'
I thought.



Category: Crochety

You can't be on both sides of me at the same time, I smilingly tell him.
He tries anyway.

"How's my pussycat??" :-)
"I'm not a pussycat Nanna, I'm a Marlene!!"


Even as a little girl; she was always her self, never anything else.

You script me into your life. I wonder how well I'll play the part. If I'll play at all.

It sounds like rain falling. But it's leaves.

Carry all your thoughts. Across an open field.
-Augustana; Boston

Home

Kiran- Laura ask Dadda where to get kites in Cox Town.
Laura- Dadda where do you get kites in Cox Town?
Dadda- Tights? Go to that Crocodile shop. Why do you want tights?
Laura- Not tights Dadda, kites.
Dadda- You don't get kites anymore. It's not kite season.
Mamma- Why do you want tights?
Dadda- Put two broomsticks across your chaddis and make your own kite.
Kiran- I used to make my own kites. I think Rafi taught me.
Laura- Chee Dadda, don't be dirty. *Laugh laugh laugh*
Kiran- What did Dadda say?
Laura- He said put two broomsticks across your chaddis and make your own kite.
Kiran- Chee *Laugh laugh laugh*
Laura- See? You're laughing too!



-Home

It took less than a moment for the severing to happen. He never knew that we were attached in my mind. He doesn't know that we're not anymore. He doesn't know why.

I'm my Mother's secretary.
Who would have imagined that this is what I'd end up doing.
Who would have imagined that she'd get a secretary for free.




Category: Secretarial course
Mood: Amused