I spent the whole of today trying to close 2 bank accounts that won't be closed.

Note to self: Be cool

Like water. With a PH of 7.


:) <3

More

I want more.
I don't know how much and I don't know for how long.

Peekaboo

Don't you know you might find a better place to play.

- Oasis

This is what I'm doing these days

   

Category: Partner accrobatics

Hell

I thought vanity was my favourite sin but it looks like gluttony comes a close second.

Category: How to get there

Maybe we could talk instead about taking over the world.

An inability

If I hate anything, it's being constrained.

All I have to say to the righteous and the indignant, the fools and the philosophers alike. Wait until you're sick with a fever. See how much all this matters then.

Category: Tongue in cheek

My family has the funniest skeletons and the most outrageous closets.
:)