This language will make you a lot of money one day.
-David Kumar

How silly I feel when I hear how things are actually supposed to sound.

Category: Classic

Law: Maya, where's your plate?
Maya: In the kitchen.
Law: Shall I check?
Maya: Don't check the balcony!!!
Law: ... Maya
Maya: I told you I put it in the kitchen no??

Category: Bowls/balconies

There are ALWAYS options.

Toutes les grandes personnes ont d'abord été des enfants.

I believe that the voices of fear, both from without and within, can only be dispelled by trusting the voice that comes from the heart. Be still and listen to it. If it speaks of love and compassion for others, for the world itself, it just might be the voice of God -- or a reasonable facsimile. If however, it snarls with fear of the unknown, fear of losing what you have or of not getting what you want, then it just might be the voice of Rupert Murdoch -- or a reasonable facsimile.

-Chuck Lorre Productions #212

-Would you rather I lied to you or was honest with you?
=Honest, obviously.


Category: Obviously

Prestige matters to me just like cleanliness does.

Category: A lot

Meg's version of the 'Our Father'

Hallo Father,
What's in heaven?


:)

I know all the best people.

Category: The best people
About me: Lucky

I seem to be QUITE busy doing barely anything.

I don't miss going into work even a little bit.

Mood: Pretty happy