I can't say by any stretch of imagination that my parents have ever been the best role models but from my Mother I've learned courage and tenacity and from my Father, not to take things so seriously. To live in the moment; for the day.

Category 1: Learning
Category 2: <3

No one wants to know what you can't do.
Just saying.

Category: Advice

Never one
Always two
Sometimes three


About me: Unlucky

I have a plan.

Category: World Domination

I love stereotypes.

Dysfunction

I can't say I've had a lot of things but I've definitely had love.

Mood: Happy

You fell off
The face of my world
On purpose

For someone who claims not to want kids, I find it kind of endearing that he's got the names, gender and how many down.


:)

I didn't BITE HER!!! she screams.
I SCRATCHED HER!

Category 1: Let's get our facts straight
Category 2: Megan

Misses sunshine

I found this document on my computer titled 'The Plan'.
I opened it.
It was blank.



Category 1: :)
Category 2: Winging it, clearly

The muscle tone is coming back. I can see it.
:)

Category: Woo hoo!

Eyes closed. Mind open.