Interpreter

I dreamed.
It might have been a forest. It's green, the ground. Undergrowth.
In front of me on my left a snake is moving, very fast, almost as if it's flying. On it's right, a cat, moving at the same pace. Both black. I'm behind them also moving fast.
A voice tells me to stay very still and I'm almost awake, unmoving; so that the tiger that's sniffing at my feet doesn't realize I'm alive. Doesn't kill me.

Category: Dreams
Wanted: Interpreter

Sarah and Elizabeth

Sarah and Elizabeth

People do the strangest things for God or it could be that God does the strangest things for people.

Circa: 2007

List of things I'm not likely to become

-Chess Grand Master
-Bollywood Film playback singer

Lecture

Me: Tobacco


Kamal: Smoking?


Me: Someone is


Kamal: Hmm


Me: I could smell it


Kamal: Don't get into that trip ok?


Me: ..
Ok
Any other trip?
Ok?


Kamal: Depends
Heroine
Cocaine
No
Ok?


Me: Hampi, Manali
Yes?


Kamal: Ah
Super
Yes yes
Of cource


Me: What about marijuana?


Kamal: Why?


Me: Or hashish
Because easily available in Manali?
Grows by the wayside?


Kamal: I see
Lots of kaka on road - you eat?


Me: ..
No


Kamal: Same


Me: Ok
.


Kamal: :-)




Lesson learned: One big college lecturer this Kamal is

List: Things to do

-Rob manager's sharpener
-Compliance
-Contemplate becoming quasi Hindu and/ or start my own religious group
-Learn how to say 'So What?' in Hindi
-Finish breakfast
-Buy snow boots

Manali

The word Manali literally means “the abode of Manu”.

Source: Wikipedia
Mood: Slightly disappointed

(Excuse me, we're probably going to Manali instead of Nepal. Pack your snow boots.)