Thursday, September 22, 2005
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
He was lying down on the floor I think, sleeping next to me. He half got up turned toward me pressed two fingers[his middle and index] vertically across my lips, and said, 'Did you do this to me and cross me? [ie. make the sign of the cross over him] Did you do this to me and cross me?'
It was M, and I was very afraid, surprised at myself, because it was M.
I woke up to see if it was true and I didn't immediately know where I was. But I looked to my left to see if he was there. Of course he wasn't. I had dreamed. But I was so scared. Scared to get up to switch on the a/c.Scared to move. I went back to sleep in the heat. Making minimal movements to ensure that my head and feet were covered.
It was M, and I was very afraid, surprised at myself, because it was M.
I woke up to see if it was true and I didn't immediately know where I was. But I looked to my left to see if he was there. Of course he wasn't. I had dreamed. But I was so scared. Scared to get up to switch on the a/c.Scared to move. I went back to sleep in the heat. Making minimal movements to ensure that my head and feet were covered.
Wednesday, September 07, 2005
Monday, September 05, 2005
Fucking Amazing
I thought this was a joke when I read this in the paper the other day! No it isn't!! I found a picture as well. Here's the news first
The mayor of a small Austrian town has called on British tourists to stop stealing its road signs. Siegfried Hauppl, mayor of Fucking, says visitors come from nearby Salzburg to pose for pictures and, sometimes, to take signs home as souvenirs. “We had a vote last year on whether to rename the town, but decided to keep it as it is,” says Siegfried. “After all, Fucking has existed for 800 years. We don’t give it a second thought.” But some villagers are reluctant to say where they are from, an embarrassment shared by two other Austrian villages: Windpassing and Wank on the Lake.
The most frequently stolen traffic sign in Austria, at the entrance to the village of Fucking. The lower sign ("Please, not so fast!") is addressed to speeding drivers.
Courtesy:gtx2.net
The mayor of a small Austrian town has called on British tourists to stop stealing its road signs. Siegfried Hauppl, mayor of Fucking, says visitors come from nearby Salzburg to pose for pictures and, sometimes, to take signs home as souvenirs. “We had a vote last year on whether to rename the town, but decided to keep it as it is,” says Siegfried. “After all, Fucking has existed for 800 years. We don’t give it a second thought.” But some villagers are reluctant to say where they are from, an embarrassment shared by two other Austrian villages: Windpassing and Wank on the Lake.
The most frequently stolen traffic sign in Austria, at the entrance to the village of Fucking. The lower sign ("Please, not so fast!") is addressed to speeding drivers.
Courtesy:gtx2.net
Sunday, September 04, 2005
Definition
Half boyfriend
A guy who is being used for sex and money. Not to be confused with 'friends with benefits'. In this case, the girl expects to be taken out to dinner, bars etc, but takes time off to hook up with other guys.
Girl: "you're like.. my half boyfriend"
Guy: "F that.."
courtesy: urbandictionary.com
A guy who is being used for sex and money. Not to be confused with 'friends with benefits'. In this case, the girl expects to be taken out to dinner, bars etc, but takes time off to hook up with other guys.
Girl: "you're like.. my half boyfriend"
Guy: "F that.."
courtesy: urbandictionary.com
When you wake, what do you normally think of first?
Lot's of people think of lots of things. But,
[At least you don't think: Is this pillow actually a pile of vomit?
or: JESUS!!! who is this really ugly naked person lying on me?
or: Why ere are my clothes and why is that bus pulling up beside me?]
-Marianne's mind :)
[At least you don't think: Is this pillow actually a pile of vomit?
or: JESUS!!! who is this really ugly naked person lying on me?
or: Why ere are my clothes and why is that bus pulling up beside me?]
-Marianne's mind :)
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