I swear something around here stinks. I’m hoping to god it isn’t me and I’m pretty sure it isn’t, except that I happen to be the only one here.
On the other hand, I am in a room that is otherwise inhabited by members of the male species, so I wouldn’t be at all surprised if there was something stinky lurking around somewhere. I certainly don’t want to find out.
Alright am off. I suppose a little culinary skill sharpening is in order. Perhaps I’ll fry a sausage or two.

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